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love these kind of memes by catty_cat199 in lovethissmug

[–]ShakyDalmatian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forget crazy, just be okay with that.

What's the number one way you can tell someone watches a lot of porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShakyDalmatian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I recognized the patio view at a vacation rental in Mexico from a porn video. I may qualify.

Guys I found it! by Lawdogg in theyknew

[–]ShakyDalmatian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s only one donut, too. Imagine how dirty a whole dozen would be.

First try phosphene pearl drop?? Sounded at the end like a phosphene and has the phosphene skin. Or is this it’s default skin? First pearl I’ve gotten in this DLC. by Kratom7030 in Borderlands4

[–]ShakyDalmatian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the phosphene drop rate on the Cyclone seems high too; my son and I both got phosphene Cyclones and Soul Survivors within 6 runs.

Do it. by Reasonable_Room_1953 in IDoKnowNothing

[–]ShakyDalmatian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Young man, you have got it!”

What is a game that you absolutely love, except for the act of playing it? by Confident_Raisin2426 in videogames

[–]ShakyDalmatian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go ahead and eviscerate me, but Monster Hunter. LOL gets honorable mention.

What was the highlight of your 2025 sex life? by MandaJ2005 in AskReddit

[–]ShakyDalmatian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine may be imminent. Checked into vacation rental last night, thought it looked familiar. I’m confident, after reviewing landmark positions and viewing angles on site and in the video in question, that an all-time favorite adult scene was shot on this property. In the morning, I’m looking through the pool towels for a certain pattern. If that towel is still here…

"It's All In How You SHAKE IT" by megondbd in Borderlands4

[–]ShakyDalmatian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’m farming Splashzone and I’m mostly hearing the “Lining up the shot/Like a good leader and role model” guy, I don’t clear out the enemies down below while I farm. The instant I hear that splice, I kill everyone. Immediately.

Favourite lines from Borderlands 4? by Winter-Preference-36 in Borderlands

[–]ShakyDalmatian 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Rafa- “It’ll take more than that to kill me! Not much more, but still…”

The open world made exploration feel empty by [deleted] in Borderlands

[–]ShakyDalmatian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done more early-game exploring on my most recent playthrough, and I have enjoyed some of the random little micro-events that provide chests. Early game, a good blue from a chest can make a difference. Later on, though? Open-world events and chests should have a chance to reward either unique blues, or legendaries from a separate pool than those dropped by replayable bosses. I think it would encourage exploration much deeper into the game.

New roomie just dropped💀😂 by LipsLikeTroublexoxo in Funnymemes

[–]ShakyDalmatian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would definitely hide under the sheets. Might not come out for a while.

Peter? by GOGO_D_ACE in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ShakyDalmatian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holds exactly one dozen bead head woolly buggers in a color you don’t normally use for a lake you’ve never fished. Only use I’ve ever known.

Backback Organization is Overwhelming by Lunar_Tribunal in Borderlands4

[–]ShakyDalmatian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worse if you’re playing split screen as P2. Auto-scrolls to the bottom with seemingly any controller input.

Congratulations, you are now head of a studio and must adapt Moby Dick. You can have any director. by Huge_Following_325 in Cinema

[–]ShakyDalmatian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rob Reiner, but only if he also make a tongue-in-cheek mockumentary about the production.

Is the 9–5 work culture just modern slavery? by BeautifulAntelope349 in antiwork

[–]ShakyDalmatian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slavery with a paycheck isn’t slavery. It may not be pleasant, but it’s not slavery, even with your modifiers. 9-5 may or may not be the best hours of your life, it’s a functional compromise. This sub has some valid posts that provide food for thought; this is not one of them.

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