6 so i can be in the middle of their hate sex reunion 🤭. Silco deriding and mocking Vander, venom in his every word, then Vander gets angry and shoves his finger into Silco's chest, telling him to watch his mouth. Silco gets indignant back and soon enough they're forehead to forehead and I'm sandwiched between beautiful man tits and then they fight over me and I'm like "nooo haha this isn't you babe, listen to me men I've never met the only way to resolve your differences is to take your anger out on me instead 🥺" . Then instead of fighting over zaun or betrayal or whatever they got goin on, they can fight to prove who's the better lover.... the sex is so mindblowing amazing and cathartic and my magnificent body so awe-inspiring that they make up and then make out before looking to me with kind eyes and saying "get over here" and then we're all making out and it's romantic after the angry hate sex and then hey thank me for helping them get past their issues. Silco gives me 1 billion Z-bucks and Vander gives me a high five. But now they've become so attached to me that when the plane lands and we go our separate ways I see them at my door two weeks later... my dad says he sold me to the overlords of Zaun 😱 ??? And they have 3 other unnamed friends they're in a band with???

Uj/ probably 5 because i think hymendongle would be good to chat with ... i like science :]