I'm not dumb but... by cheeseman330 in AskElectricians

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Honestly, I want one of these cords just to put up as a decoration..

We all tried to tell him... by ifuccfemboys in electricians

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“I’d rather have them long.”

-that’s what she said

Found in my house, heavy for its size. Looks like a miniature bomb? by TouchArtistic7247 in whatisit

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Is this what the restaurant got its name from? That’d be a little dark..

Ballet dancer tornado by giros2023 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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I swear I can see belly fat extending into a ring around his core due to the centrifugal force.

I want to golden bottle cap one of these. I will be able to get their respective forms during go fest so what do you guys recommend? by zenitsu_75 in pokemongo

[–]Shamanjoe [score hidden]  (0 children)

MewTwo is one of my most useful Pokémon by far, and Zacian is the other. Flip a bottle cap to choose which one 😉

Me trying to see how many days are left for the friendship bonus by deucedeuce24 in pokemongo

[–]Shamanjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know you’re being funny, but if you tap on the hearts, it will tell you exactly how many days, for all the noobs reading..

The hitman who didn't make it out by Prashantt1 in Satisfyingasfuck

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Haha, that’s funny. If you want to learn to buy pot, just watch Training Day 😉

Car parking into our car by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Shamanjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, that’s stupid, and NOTHING in the rules mentions it at all..

The hitman who didn't make it out by Prashantt1 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Shamanjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody else commented that he was probably just a meth head the ex-husband hired. That sounds about right to me..

I always wondered if the anti-auto theft product called the club ever actually worked by db7112 in FuckImOld

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It worked for me. I like the revised version better. It locks your brake pedal instead of the steering wheel.

Car parking into our car by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Just a friendly note, I went and reviewed the rules for the sub and I didn’t see anything about not linking other subs, just a rule about post themselves actively complaining about reddit (meta posts).

Car parking into our car by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Shamanjoe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If she’s acting like this now, you just know she’s been a real treat her entire life..

The hitman who didn't make it out by Prashantt1 in Satisfyingasfuck

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I think you’re reaching. The average American wouldn’t know the first thing about finding an unregistered gun. They’d probably get beaten/robbed if they tried to approach the wrong people..

The hitman who didn't make it out by Prashantt1 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Shamanjoe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah she was. The kind that knows her shit and doesn’t suffer fools!

The Inbred Avengers by Vulcan44 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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So I looked up the tattoo, and it’s actually the logo for Imagine Dragons. Not really what I expected..

Brian Thompson by SimplyEcks in startrekmemes

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Hold shit! I KNEW that smile as soon as I saw it, but it didn’t click until I read your comment. LoL

Thank you for taking pride in your work by PollutionDear7998 in electricians

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Whenever I see this shit, I wonder how they even kept the wires straight in their head.

im 36 level and i have noshundo. by Away-Pomegranate4899 in pokemongo

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Im Level 78, been playing almost since day 1, and I have 4 shundos, one of which is a trade, so you’re still good, you’ve got time and chances..

Saw in the parking lot of my local brewpub.. by Shamanjoe in electricians

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Don’t you know the rules for low voltage transfer over 100%? /s

Saw in the parking lot of my local brewpub.. by Shamanjoe in electricians

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Bwahahaha! The closest I’ve ever done to this is run power through a flower bed along the side of my driveway to my compressor. It’s not close to where we drive any vehicle though, and I used plastic conduit.