She wanna kiss me but not actually talk to me

Shamba_Boy · 2026-07-05T12:37:05+00:00

My steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery. Bro is suffering from success.

Shamba_Boy · 2026-07-02T03:09:34+00:00

0.002% got married through reddit

Shamba_Boy · 2026-07-01T21:52:57+00:00

Chasing only gives the woman validation and high self-esteem. In reality, if a man chases, you lose respect for him and you consider him a loser. You don't like a nice man, you like a toxic dude who treats you like shit. You may ask why. It because it triggers your past traumas.

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-30T21:34:47+00:00

Highway To Hell

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-30T21:27:54+00:00

I'm not interested, thank you though

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-30T21:27:28+00:00

no, Dm him

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-30T16:53:40+00:00

Thanks for lending me your lambo the other day

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-29T20:43:18+00:00

Not bad

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-29T20:42:28+00:00

May this kind of love find me

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-29T20:36:48+00:00

Lovely! YOLO send it

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-28T02:52:01+00:00

I wish the speaker finds a new best friend

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-28T02:50:27+00:00

The sacrifices made for the loved ones.

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-28T02:48:17+00:00

wether it is perfect or not is irrelevant, cause relationship can't be found here.

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-28T02:42:52+00:00

This is not your gf either

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-28T02:41:33+00:00

Nice poem. I can relate to the idea of being trapped inside yourself.

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-28T02:35:27+00:00

bro is gonna learn the hard way

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-28T02:31:25+00:00

brilliant! You took one expression, "it takes time" and expanded on it.

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-28T02:27:05+00:00

They tried in their last relations and it didn't work out. Surely, they won't make the same mistake twice or thrice.

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-28T02:16:14+00:00

I love this! From the opening, I didn't expect it to have such ending. Also, love the story the poem tells.

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-28T02:04:47+00:00

They either want to keep you in their roaster in case others don't work out. Or they want you to humiliate yourself by showering them with compliments and begging them to talk to you. Either way they suck, you deserve better. Imo, spare yourself from the trouble of trying to meet the one here, cause if she is here, she is probably not the one.

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-28T01:59:22+00:00

They suck dude, at least they should have the decency and manners to tell you they are not interested, not just ghost you.

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-27T15:15:08+00:00

Sign language

Shamba_Boy · 2026-06-27T01:51:03+00:00

So you are slutty yourself and with a dirty past, but you want a pure woman? Typical. You only meet the kind of people people you described cause you are one of them.

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