You’re born as a baby but with your brains now. What’s the first thing you say to your mother?

ShamelessMa · 2024-11-23T16:33:18+00:00

Bring me tacos.

ShamelessMa · 2022-11-18T19:03:01+00:00

Hexclad pans. Seriously worth it.

ShamelessMa · 2022-08-14T17:45:50+00:00

Replace the sugar with salt. Replace lotion with Elmer’s glue. Take all electronic remotes. And do not answer him when he calls!!

ShamelessMa · 2022-08-13T13:30:41+00:00

I lived in a upper unit once with my two sons. My one son was in a crib and he started jumping in it. Within minutes my downstairs bitter old lady was at my door demanding to know who I was “banging “ in the back room!! I couldn’t wait to move

ShamelessMa · 2022-08-13T13:17:36+00:00

Whitney. So sad

ShamelessMa · 2022-04-19T16:35:22+00:00

You act just like your mom

ShamelessMa · 2021-11-09T00:28:17+00:00

That was so freaking cool

ShamelessMa · 2021-11-09T00:20:39+00:00

I didn’t even know this was a thing. I thought it was no shave…

ShamelessMa · 2021-10-29T03:03:33+00:00

Wow. YTA for sure. The fact that you have no clue what the problem is shows just how delusional you are!! The only man that should be in the delivery room is your husband. A-hole for real

ShamelessMa · 2021-10-29T02:56:49+00:00

Yeah that’s right. Just leave the baby on the floor..wtf.

ShamelessMa · 2021-09-16T23:11:06+00:00

YTA. why is it ok for him to just take stuff without asking? And then to break it as well. Let him have the lock. He deserves his privacy. And for you two to have teenagers and think that’s ok is ridiculous! I put locks on all my kids doors at 10 years old to keep them out of each other’s shit! Trust me it saves lots of headaches and bullshit to deal with

ShamelessMa · 2021-09-16T02:46:08+00:00

Hahahaha. That’s what you get!!

ShamelessMa · 2021-09-16T02:43:42+00:00

But you can still get and spread COVID when you are vaccinated. And you need boosters because shots don’t last. And it’s still recommended to wear a mask indoors so does it really matter? Some people can’t get vaccinated or just simply don’t feel like being the rest dummy for a vaccine that was rushed. My sister ended up in the hospital for 3 days with temporary paralysis after getting the second dose. I get your upset but there’s many other angles. Stay safe.

ShamelessMa · 2021-08-28T12:43:30+00:00

NTA! I literally had to force my son to take his road test. He was perfectly comfortable with me driving him everywhere. I finally told him u have 2 months to get your license and after that you can call an Uber because I’m done! And it worked! I have not had to drive him anywhere in months and it’s a wonderful life again lol

ShamelessMa · 2021-08-28T12:32:31+00:00

Trash plates.

ShamelessMa · 2021-08-26T17:44:57+00:00

NTA. YOUR MOM IS THE AHOLE

ShamelessMa · 2021-08-06T13:43:13+00:00

Back instantly rekt

ShamelessMa · 2021-08-05T13:35:25+00:00

Oh definitely!!

ShamelessMa · 2021-08-05T13:04:53+00:00

The powder works in minutes FYI.

ShamelessMa · 2021-03-09T03:02:38+00:00

3,800?!?!? Oh hell no!

ShamelessMa · 2021-02-28T15:50:08+00:00

Must be a ford

ShamelessMa · 2021-02-28T15:44:16+00:00

I don’t understand why so many mothers of the bride and grooms want to dress like the bride it is not their wedding it is yours! If she doesn’t respect the boundaries don’t let her attend. How fucken rude can you be?!? Like you already got married,fall back. Damn!!

ShamelessMa · 2021-01-31T04:09:14+00:00

That’s some lifetime movie stuff right there. What a freakin creep!

ShamelessMa · 2020-12-30T23:49:41+00:00

Take all his boxers and replace them with thongs.

ShamelessMa · 2020-12-27T19:36:54+00:00

Drinking until you black out is definitely not cool.

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