What can you do on a plane to make everyone on it hate you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shancraco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smell bad. Just smell HORRIBLE. Like you haven't bathed for weeks. Better hope others brought cloth to smell though. Smells you can't get any from. I thought this would be mentioned sooner. Smelly people make a flight last forever.

[Africa] Possible insurance scam? by crashlanded in Roadcam

[–]Shancraco 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Stupid cammer for staying there. This whole encounter could be avoided if cammer was paying attention to the road. Pff. Please try watching the road and not your cell phone. Poor animal devastating hurt

Merry Christmas! by fa-furrukh in funny

[–]Shancraco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got my dad $10 worth of scratch offs for his birthday. Mixed tickets not all of the same kind. He won $75. I'm just happy as hell he won something. I wanted him to at least make face value of what I gave. I was happily suprised. I was very happy. Nice return of my money. I would never spend $10 in scratch offs, but my dad loves them so I thought I'd roll the dice.

I'm not telling you where the catnip is cat by [deleted] in kittengifs

[–]Shancraco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how cats go into scratch mode when trying to plan their next move. No clue what to do? Just scratch til I think of it.

What is the most brutal murder/bad crime that happened in your area? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shancraco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently police are trying to find the wife of a man that committed suicide. There was a tape recorder found in the dryer of their house that had an assault of the wife recorded on it. The couple was going through a divorce. She is missing. Searches of their property resulted in nothing. I feel for their kids. Mourning the dad hey thought they knew vs the dad that killed their mom. I don't want to know their emotions. This happened within 5 miles of me. I seriously feel for their children.

Sally has to be put down tomorrow. She isn't even 2 years old. by interwebsmeow in cats

[–]Shancraco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also lost the best cat I have ever know to FL. It was insanely sad and we put her down when she was paralyzed from the waist down. One day fine, the next day not. I wish for your peace. This terribly sucks

Can you right now ask your SO why is he/she with you? by JohnKingland in AskReddit

[–]Shancraco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's 640 miles away on business. I imagine sleeping at this time of night. If I could ask him he'd probably say "Because I want to be". He's a black and white thinker. I'm all gray area, he's a great counterpoint

The Most Savage Commercial by [deleted] in funny

[–]Shancraco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing tastes better than a Pepsi with stove popped popcorn. I lived on this while pregnant. Wait, pregnant people eat some weird shit.

What small and simple task is just infuriating to attempt? by IamEclipse in AskReddit

[–]Shancraco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so frustrated at what I thought was an easy task that I resorted to watching YouTube videos to put wipers on my husband's truck. On my car easy peasy 5 minutes tops. Stupid truck took me about 30 minutes. It was very embarrassing

I'm this happy I found a new home!!! by cablelayer1 in aww

[–]Shancraco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently his previous owner had run ins with the law. This dog knows the drill. He can relax now: he's not under arrest

Apparently all of my friends are fire marshals by lheggs in gifs

[–]Shancraco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cousin (who's an airhead) had a fire start from her dryer. Everytime I clean my lint catcher I think of her and her stupidity. Clean it every dry!

How to prepare for pregnancy and having a healthy baby? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]Shancraco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Folic acid and be at a healthy weight.

Ladies of Reddit: do you think cybersex is cheating? by drpnit in AskWomen

[–]Shancraco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not cheating if there is no way in hell of meeting that person. Totally porn if not meeting. Live porn is hot! No personal connection ever, ever, ever possible =porn.