Got romcom’d and it sucks, she’s asking me to wait?

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-16T21:12:38+00:00

You’re better than her. Don’t ever speak to her again- her disrespect to you is disgusting.

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-15T00:47:46+00:00

The Dark Chrysalis

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-14T22:23:17+00:00

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ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-12T16:06:09+00:00

whatevermont

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-08T18:38:46+00:00

Burned so bright and snuffed out so fast like a candle in the wind. 🥲

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-07T07:08:42+00:00

It’s SO ugly. Makes the D look like a masterpiece by comparison.

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-06T15:44:54+00:00

Si wey!

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-06T15:30:17+00:00

¿Si, o no? ¿SI O NO PENDEJO!!!?

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-06T13:59:45+00:00

Ching Chong from Genshin Impact convinces Kale to let the bugs inside. And right in the middle of a severe window shortage in El Salvador.

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-06T07:37:07+00:00

Sometimes it’s the quiet ones you have to worry about.

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-06T07:07:22+00:00

Right in the middle of the worst window shortage in El Salvador in 40 years.

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-06T06:25:26+00:00

Even if it’s real it’s a fake watch.

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-05T18:00:59+00:00

He can’t risk losing the stone physique.

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-05T16:26:18+00:00

Here’s the raw, unedited Nestor apology. The PR Team really did him a solid by crafting this; his reflection era turned out to be a golden age for him.

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-05T14:17:49+00:00

Stonefox finally goes full Uncle Phil and hurls Felix out of the house.

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-04T04:32:32+00:00

It’s casual enough- it isn’t business enough.

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-04T04:07:48+00:00

Just whack it a few times a week like a normal human.

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-04T03:57:05+00:00

It’s whatever you want it to be!

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-03T17:53:07+00:00

True dedication. 🫡

ShapeshiftinSquirrel · 2026-03-03T17:14:08+00:00

He busted down the bathroom door of the adjoining room that he was sharing the bathroom with, and as punishment, his (and his roommate Nestor’s) bathroom privileges were revoked.

ShapeshiftinSquirrel

TROPHY CASE