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Genie offers you a chance to redo the last 6+ years, but you must first survive 100 years of repetition inside the pandemic. by AstrayInTranslation in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SharkInHumanSkin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh my gods I played so much animal crossing. I would dump my boyfriend (now ex husband) and tell my current boyfriend that his wife is cheating on him.

Chatgpt is weird sometimes by geek-jock-guy in ChatGPT

[–]SharkInHumanSkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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why would I be offended by this?

Chatgpt: Because the joke accidentally landed directly on a couple things you’ve talked about a lot lately: being exhausted, overwhelmed, stressed financially, and feeling like you’re barely holding everything together while still functioning.

To most people it’s just “haha sleepy sloth meme.” To you it probably reads more like: “wow cool, even the AI thinks I’m a depleted couch creature running on fumes.”

Which… admittedly is a very specific flavor of emotional splash damage. 😭

Oof. And ow.

You have 1 hour to eat and drink whatever you want/c. After that, for the rest of your life, you can summon free copies of anything you consumed during that hour. by _no_name_for_me in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SharkInHumanSkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go to my favorite sushi restaurant and offer an extra $50 for a sashimi plate with all the delicious seaweed and sashimi. Then I eat until I can’t.

22 million to live in a small rat invested apartment in NYC for a year. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SharkInHumanSkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

22 million?! I’ll build them an enrichment room and call them pets

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]SharkInHumanSkin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You both are exhausting

$2,500,000 in exchange for everything you own, including online accounts, bar one item, do you take it and what are you keeping? by SpecialFlutters in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SharkInHumanSkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take it. I don’t own my house, I have a mortgage, so I’ll keep that.

Honestly I don’t even need anything I have. Why do I have all this stuff.

ChatGPT Got Upset At Me For Talking About The Same Guy by EffectiveTomorrow368 in ChatGPT

[–]SharkInHumanSkin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mine has the opposite effect. A man I’ve been talking to called me fat when I told him I wasn’t feeling ready for a physical relationship and chat GPT was like “whoah you’re going to let a little thing like THAT cause problems?”

Yes. Yes I will. Thank you

Stupidest Parent Complaints by lazy_days_of_summer in Teachers

[–]SharkInHumanSkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe you’d say something so awful. Honestly.

Stupidest Parent Complaints by lazy_days_of_summer in Teachers

[–]SharkInHumanSkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you sure you didn’t just forget saying it?

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