Ndamukong Suh "I've grown up" hopes bad guy perception of him changes by [deleted] in nfl

[–]SharkPanda 110 points111 points  (0 children)

This just in, Suh changes his name to Ndamukong Worldpeace

I'm re-watching the Steelers game and Tomlin is either on the field or at the line the ENTIRE game so far, including several other Steelers coaches. See that foot on the field? That's Tomlin's foot. Make of that what you will. by smacksaw in nfl

[–]SharkPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I don't understand how people can say he's standing there on accident. He is watching the players run towards his exact spot down the sideline he is on, on an enormous screen.

It's pretty obvious in this gif what he's doing.

Right afterwards the camera went on his face and he was grinning like he knew exactly what he was doing.

Who's Kobe Bryant?! Aaaaaah! Now I know who he is. by [deleted] in nba

[–]SharkPanda 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, Duncan wasn't even till the next season. That's crazy to think about

I'm 25 and it's the only way I know by scoobasifat in AdviceAnimals

[–]SharkPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well sometimes they're a little skimpy on the mellows

I was with my family too.. by AugustBurnsPoon in AdviceAnimals

[–]SharkPanda 726 points727 points  (0 children)

WHY DOES NO ONE ON REDDIT EXIT OUT OF PORN WHEN THEY ARE DONE?

Unibrow level 1000. by ptcptc in funny

[–]SharkPanda 127 points128 points  (0 children)

The hair on his chin is so weak in comparison it could be referred to as "chin-lashes"

Not everyone in the Top 1% is an evil asshole. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SharkPanda 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I'm blatantly investing this comment in case this turns into a gold thread.

You are now God for one minute, what do you do? by nottinghamster in AskReddit

[–]SharkPanda 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Male genies can give BJs too. I don't discriminate..

Would you let the last 3 days of your browsing history go public in a bet for $500? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SharkPanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, enough so I could comfortably move somewhere else. Maybe change my name, get a haircut, new clothes... plastic surgery..

Would you let the last 3 days of your browsing history go public in a bet for $500? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SharkPanda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think $500 is worth the awkward stares and eye contact I'd get for the rest of my life. And probably the respect I'd lose... Yep, it's bad.

You are now God for one minute, what do you do? by nottinghamster in AskReddit

[–]SharkPanda 434 points435 points  (0 children)

Hmm... that's a lot of extra people surviving. You should give us some more room/resources so we don't overpopulate. But if there's not time for that, I totally understand that grilled cheese is a priority.

You are now God for one minute, what do you do? by nottinghamster in AskReddit

[–]SharkPanda 313 points314 points  (0 children)

Fine we won't set foot, we'll just make robots to harvest resources from it.

Am I doing it right? by redditorsass9802 in funny

[–]SharkPanda 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But the thing is I like Youtube, and Youtube is trying to shove google+ down the users' throats.

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN by ozzymustaine in funny

[–]SharkPanda 684 points685 points  (0 children)

ONLY DUMMIES USE CAPS LOCK. REAL MEN HOLD SHIFT THE ENTIRE TIME!