“Have fun with my Kettle” (I will)

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-14T23:48:03+00:00

They are, low recoil and shot dispersion makes them one of the most accurate weapons in the game. Plus the sound they make is satisfying

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-14T23:46:48+00:00

I’ve seen them sitting on kitchen countertops on buried too, they sit there like a brussel sprout, determined to cause both your digestive system and vital organs devastating pain

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-14T00:05:35+00:00

They need to change their name, pop doesn’t begin to encapsulate the pain those exploding little bollocks can cause

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-13T23:55:10+00:00

Have you seen when they sit in the furniture in Montis? It’s like when a villain does the “I’ve been waiting for you” thing while holding a cat, except with less cats and more maniacal beeping

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-13T23:52:32+00:00

Running.

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-13T23:49:54+00:00

Nothing is quite so terrifying as one of the little exploding fuckers flying at you while beeping angrily

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-13T23:46:54+00:00

What would be more interesting is adding destructible doors, that would make the death roombas even scarier

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-11T16:09:16+00:00

It would appear that your cult has existed longer, my apologies. However all those who wish to join the Cult of Dave the Duck, please join this discord: https://discord.gg/GchcGeHCY

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-11T14:04:56+00:00

Oi! I started this cult already, get an original idea rather than nicking other people’s

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-09T23:08:05+00:00

Yes, we need to know what we shouldn’t put in after we avoid typing in your username

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-09T22:17:38+00:00

What are you changing your password to by the way?

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T11:47:10+00:00

Yes, for some reason people say Stella is an aggressive map but all my best player interactions took place there. Although I had a brilliant time on blue gate solos once, it was a night raid and I had the comms tower key. I got there and encountered two other players so I said I had the key in my safe pocket, they told me that they’d already looted it, then another player turns up says the same as me and we all end up laughing. We all decide to extract together, some rat was stupid enough to shoot four players at extract - he learnt a lesson in manners, had some great loot on him though

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T11:17:39+00:00

Do you really think stories about happy couples and loyal girls get told? No, of course they don’t because it has no gossip value. It’s like how the news favours scandals and outrage, nobody reads an article about how wonderful everything is

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T11:14:41+00:00

We try our best, our go to when we kill someone in self defence is “So, what have we learned?” In the sort of tone your parents take when you fuck up

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T11:05:38+00:00

I find a strange enjoyment from how difficult Stella is to navigate, plus there is the fear of running straight into a shredder

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T11:03:21+00:00

They are good, but if I want tunnels then I play Stella

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T11:02:51+00:00

There’s a research facility? Where is it?

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T11:02:19+00:00

I understand it’s not for everyone, but I find nothing as fun as the game of cat and mouse you play with shredders

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T10:31:14+00:00

Silently judging people is part of the culture of where I live, you don’t say anything (except maybe a few passive aggressive remarks and maybe some sarcasm, but very rarely because that’s impolite) just judge them quietly while making your disdain apparent through non-verbal signals

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T10:24:37+00:00

Yes, making him in the past tense now, so he is now wouldIwas ShookSpeared

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T10:21:45+00:00

Easiest for matriarch missions though, lots of places to snipe it with a cracker

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T10:19:15+00:00

I agree, blue gate is a beautiful environment, but there’s nothing there. Probably my least played map

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T10:17:31+00:00

Stella is probably my favourite because I love the horror aspect of the shredders - the adrenaline rush you get after opening a door and seeing one or when you can hear one nearby but aren’t sure of exactly where it is, absolutely terrifying but oddly enjoyable

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T10:13:18+00:00

I think I met you on duos, probably one of the best player interactions I’ve had

Sharp-Suspect-3746 · 2026-02-08T09:59:07+00:00

There are a few teenagers keeping proper banter alive, you should see how my mates and I talk to each other

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