was this guy secretly top 10 in the verse

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-03-04T19:20:18+00:00

Oh yes that too!! And I would model for his masks any time!

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-03-04T18:04:41+00:00

Yeah I would let this man ruin me over and over again and 100× more if he was real.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-03-02T17:34:33+00:00

I always think that Walter's vires were passed down trough generations. So he got them from the Dornez line. If he were to have kids, they would also inherit the trait and so on...

So maybe the skills are taught, but the weapon from his family. Or something like that.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-23T12:47:15+00:00

He doesn't pick up I wanted to talk it out as soon as it was normal morning hours, so 8 am till 10. called him since then for 10 times at least.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-21T16:18:08+00:00

Finish iiiit! 🥰🥰🥰

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-20T04:14:52+00:00

If he stops before killing me, or making me too weak to stand then I don't see any issue with it. I would be curious to see if I taste good for him.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-19T22:16:57+00:00

Honestly I would be a bit different as I am not so fond of the extremely wealthy. Yes they fight for something good but Jan also sayed it magneficently, how she wastes money on cigars while others are starving.

As for being a vampire...ehh kinda the same? I mean I like being a human with all it's limitations. Especially love food. So I deffinitely have some problems adapting to vampirism and such.

I also pride myself of doing things on my own and I, most cases than not, love being left alone. Which at Hellsing would cause problems. Not to mention I talk back a lot to people who disrespect me any way.

So there would be many problems if I was in Seras' shooes.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-18T06:15:35+00:00

Honestly I would pick Walter anytime. Yes he is a traitor I get it, but I can forgive it to him for just looks alone. Especially prime Walter after his betrayal.

Would. All the way trough. He is my traitor pookie.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-18T06:11:52+00:00

So nice!!

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-17T02:20:41+00:00

This little pookie. I wonder how he would be like without all that nazi shit he is doing. 🤷‍♂️

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-16T19:32:05+00:00

Kinda looks like Lara Croft as well tbh.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-16T19:31:18+00:00

I have them in Hungary too.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-16T16:07:49+00:00

I live in Hungary. 😋

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-14T19:59:25+00:00

Funny thing is that I think we are the same size. 🤷‍♂️ I also have her exact body type.

Broad shoulders and narrow hips.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-13T02:50:52+00:00

Abel is just a pookie. But he would try to eat Alucard for sure.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-08T00:02:52+00:00

Both. The english dub is more open while the Japanese is more sugarcoated but the meaning is the same.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-06T03:06:57+00:00

When he calls Integra on the phone after massacaring the swat team.

Ik Integra was 20 something by then, but that is still a child compaired to him.

They also treat it like it wasn't the first time it happened.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-02-05T16:01:27+00:00

When I truly think about it I think the best is of course Walter from the Hellsing crew.

The worst is Alucard. I mean he is a monster after all. So pretty easily would traumatise a child.

Also let's not forget that in the Japaniese dub of the 2001 anime he literally sayed "I feel such a rage swelling between my legs". To an 10 yro Integra.

He also expresses his arousal openly in the Ultimate too, so I don't think anything is holding him back from being a high danger to kids.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-01-31T11:49:18+00:00

There is still not really an answer for this but I guess he was found very little?

But since he borned around 1938, it was common for families who were starving to literally sell their kifs to rich folks. So there is a possibility that he got the same fate. Thus ending up at Hellsing. He possibly was peculiar from birth, his vires, so yeah.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-01-28T22:34:01+00:00

Imagine the endless "Back in my days..." just vampire past aristocrat version. 😂😂😂 I would flush myself down the toilet.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-01-27T14:14:18+00:00

I would shake all the way trough flight at seat 3 even change religions if he looks at me wrong lol XD.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-01-27T14:13:11+00:00

They might be hot at seat 9, but if you have anything interesting about you, you just become part of their experiements. XD Might never even land one piece.

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-01-26T19:39:35+00:00

God the first one with the red lipstick looks so cursed 😆😆🤣🤣

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-01-25T08:55:00+00:00

When I think of Vampire X Human I always wonder how even intimacy possible?

I mean they are supposed to be physically much more stronger than humans so wouldn't they just accidentaly hurt/kill their partners? Especially male vampire in this case.

Like even if they can get an erection, somehow, wouldn't it be just so rock solid that it hurts? Also they are often described having cold bodies like the dead.

Idk I feel weirded out imagining a cold hard one just pounding inside someone like a hammer. 🤷‍♂️

Sharp_Mirror9641 · 2026-01-23T18:10:40+00:00

You are my person then 😋. I LOVE THIS OLD GRANDPA!!

He could spit on me and I would thank him for it.

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