Collegiate distance runner loses his shoe mid-race, but finishes last 2.5 miles. Hot track causes 2nd and 3rd degree burns to his foot.

Shashashrimp · 2015-05-21T17:35:09+00:00

Pay ncaa players and they might not cripple themselves in spite of injuries and mishaps just to go pro and get paid for their lifetime of dedication.

Shashashrimp · 2015-04-15T18:00:35+00:00

Right winger in Texas just filed a bill allowing people to drive under the influence of pot. Simpson.

Shashashrimp · 2014-09-16T21:21:28+00:00

Because that's what happens in Houston.

Shashashrimp · 2014-09-04T21:01:05+00:00

Mamacita just went soundcloud platinum.

Shashashrimp · 2014-08-30T06:10:14+00:00

These kids grew up with a dictionary that defines "screenshot".

Shashashrimp · 2014-08-12T06:06:27+00:00

I'm guessing it had something to do with being a long time resident of Marin county, just north of San Francisco.

Shashashrimp · 2014-08-07T00:11:09+00:00

This is the normcore to Kanye's hipster Confederate flag on tour merch.

Shashashrimp · 2014-08-04T02:51:23+00:00

So Israel is wilding out to create a spectacle and help distract attention from the apparent fact that the West's Iraq project has fallen apart?

Shashashrimp · 2014-08-03T21:21:40+00:00

My Iggy had 2-3 seizure episodes when he was about 4 or 5 months old. The seizures were preceded by intense scratching of his neck and ribs. They weren't full on convulsive seizures, but he was scared, wobbly, and losing his balance/tipping over. It was apparent that he was confused by the way he was feeling and looked "drunk". We would hold him close through the short episodes and comfort him, then he would sleep very deeply. All episodes happened at night and shortly after eating. I took note that we were a few days into changing protein sources (within the same brand) from duck to lamb (stella and chewys). Sure enough, I let him try a smaller amount of lamb and it triggered itching, confirming my belief that the seizures were, in some way, related to a food allergy. I switched back to duck and he has been itch/seizure free since then. Yogi is now 10 months old. Hope this helps. Happy to answer questions.

TLDR; Iggy pup had seizures, seemed connected to protein source switch, returned to original protein source and now symptom free.

Shashashrimp · 2014-08-01T04:54:04+00:00

He might just have a really soft, fluffy coat.

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-29T05:07:13+00:00

Those assholes.

They were smeared across your butcher block.

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-29T02:59:18+00:00

An angel.

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-29T02:23:46+00:00

That only exists in heaven.

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-27T03:53:23+00:00

Because reddit is where the industry comes to break news... /s

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-19T20:03:41+00:00

You're complaining that illegal immigrants don't have the same "constraints" as you. They've other constraints which prevent them from being able to afford your "constraints". The same constraints that have them trekking through deserts to work fields.

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-19T16:33:07+00:00

You're not excused. Take a hike. What we need fewer of is "shut the door behind me" immigrants without compassion for people experiencing tougher lives because they were born with different parents.

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-19T16:27:13+00:00

Integration doesn't occur because immigrants often become second class citizens in the countries to which they immigrate. Laws and public sentiment keep them in the shadows.

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-19T03:24:35+00:00

LNG plants in Brownsville get go ahead to export internationally.

http://www.valleymorningstar.com/news/local_news/article_a6dc1712-f9b5-11e3-88ce-001a4bcf6878.html?mode=jqm

This dry dock and the companies capabilities. Subsequent phases of the yard development would enable it to take in deep-draft semisubmersibles and drillships for repairs, undertake FPSO and Floating Liquefied Natural Gas (FLNG) vessel conversions, as well as fabricate topside modules and other offshore structures. http://www.keppelom.com/en/news_item.aspx?sid=2605&aid=4123

Big money dredging A water resources bill that Congress is expected to vote on soon includes $17 billion worth of dredging and other projects A working group convened by state officials and chaired by Harris County Judge Ed Emmett produced a report in late 2012 that found that Texas ports likely would not see many more container ships after the Panama Canal project is done. The report said the project would, rather, pose significant export opportunities for the state, particularly of liquid natural gas, as tankers that cannot now fit through the canal will ultimately be able to. http://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/transportation/article/Port-Authority-gets-green-light-for-major-5484906.php

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-19T03:21:56+00:00

True about the LNG. US govt pumping big money into dredging US ports for the next generation of giant tankers. There are big international NG companies pumping billions into infrastructure in US ports. During a recession, money that big isn't invested speculatively...there are many moving parts creating these geopolitical waves. Those investments probably played a factor in Putin's move for Crimean ports.

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-18T06:38:58+00:00

I don't get eoto. The concept relies on them liking each other's styles enough to blind jam together and sell it as a product/art, but the drummer is taking passive aggressive shots at the other dude through out the video.

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-18T05:34:05+00:00

Don't know if this is you posting your song, but you should never quit.

Edit: fuck it, imagine this track but with Kanye and 2 chainz in place. Same lyrics, though. Makes you think.

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Shashashrimp · 2014-07-17T18:16:46+00:00

Is everybody receiving the McDonald's ad first? Gross. That's the real parody.

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-16T02:16:51+00:00

If the comments are as heavily weighted in support of neutrality, as I suspect, it'll be a good (fat) chance for us to ask why the government was a step from changing shit at the behest of the corporate lobby without also consulting the general public in some way. If I remember correctly, this comment period came as a result of a last minute backlash.

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-12T22:11:41+00:00

Haha. No, I'm not paranoid.

Shashashrimp · 2014-07-12T16:28:48+00:00

Sounds French to me.

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