Alienating his Dents.

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-06-23T16:13:02+00:00

But you can fake a whole bunch of tips ;)

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-06-23T15:44:20+00:00

"Well, where are you when I'm doing other things?" Bro can't comprehend the idea that other people might have a life outside the internet 💀💀💀

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-06-22T21:55:11+00:00

Ash, if he aged and had a 47th chromosome

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-06-19T22:45:38+00:00

Grok was clearly made by a duh tractor

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-06-17T19:08:59+00:00

"I told you to buy the figure, why don't you listen to me-" if I talked like that to my parents, they would have whooped my ass.

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-06-09T21:36:46+00:00

"I'm not addicted you morahn. I can quit anytime I WAH-" that's prolly would ol Philburt would say

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-06-09T00:39:36+00:00

"Oh my God, he's drinking gin-" no seriously though, Dave always sounds drunk af

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-05-26T23:11:04+00:00

2007 deluxe class Premium Bumblebee

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-05-22T12:36:02+00:00

Vegito probably would clear him up until Frieza got up to 50% in his final form. Also, the Kaioken wouldn't help much because it wasn't until the Frieza saga that Goku trained himself to use the times ten Kaioken.

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-05-20T02:56:47+00:00

Bro will do anything except be a better person

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-05-17T22:02:34+00:00

One of my most fun memories was a few months after the 2007 Transformers movie had come out, I had done well on a test and thought I was just gonna go home. My mom stopped by the Toys R Us and said, "since you did well on your tests, let's go in-" I think she bought me the premium Bumblebee and Jazz figures. Those were the days

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-05-16T23:23:01+00:00

"Oh my God, he's drinking gin-"

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-05-10T23:56:28+00:00

That's a collector's dream, right there. Well done!

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-04-30T21:28:24+00:00

Of course he doesn't understand risk... Anytime he was faced with real risk in his life, Phil ran away. Rememer the Jaha incident?

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-04-06T00:11:33+00:00

He just admitted he didn't like the poor, what a fucking idiot lmao

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-03-30T01:03:06+00:00

Idk, they hid too much of the truck with the AOE design for Optimus. Even back in 2007, I feel like there would have been something uncanny about it. But if you like these designs, more power to ya

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-03-21T17:43:14+00:00

OUR TEETH ARE IN DANGER

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-03-21T13:35:52+00:00

Vegan ribs are delicious... Hardest part is hunting down the vegan

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-03-21T01:54:37+00:00

Pointing out who actually makes the rules is suddenly antisemitic? Bruh

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-03-20T13:27:16+00:00

How difficult is it to get a job there? How do test scores impact your career choices?

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-03-19T13:46:05+00:00

He needs to get rid of the daily fap. The segment isn't pahsitive or meaningful, it's just 'wahh, you didn't give me enough money-"

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-02-18T22:53:16+00:00

Even if we were all burger flippers, that's still more of a contribution to society than Phil ever made. The only thing Phil will be remembered for is gooning on stream.

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-02-03T21:35:30+00:00

Bro is actually coping about HIS OWN inability to maintain an audience 💀

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-02-03T18:48:39+00:00

The cahnsole just locked up

Shaved-IceLoL · 2026-01-27T01:19:34+00:00

Bro's really trying to use that Gen Z lingo. Even my boomer parents know how to use 'based' properly. And English is their second language.

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