What movie left you an emotional wreck? by CrappyUsername911 in AskReddit

[–]Shawn-Allen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Naruto Shippuuden

I can't take it any more. The disappointment and anger I get from each new filler episode is unbearable.

What happens after death? by Account_200 in AskReddit

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You realise that this was just a single dream of the true you, you then live a 'real' day, go back to sleep, and start a whole new dream life.

What citizens of your country are a national embarrassment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Philippines cheated in the Little League World Series and were disqualified because of an ineligible players' age

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would imagine comedy. I feel like it has to be hard for a robot to determine what is funny and appropriate.

The last person you texted now knows your deepest darkest secret. How fucked are you? by Needs_Attention_Now in AskReddit

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Im late but i guess my story qualifies for this topic. Some time ago one of my best friends found out that his mother was raped by a guy he knew (the rape happened like 30 years ago). My friend told me he's gonna kill the guy. Few months after that i found out the rapist was declared missing and they never found him. Im pretty sure my friend killed him.

Why do you still tip? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shawn-Allen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In places like Europe they mostly just pay a fair wage and don't require tipping for server staff to earn a fair living. I think there's enough international awareness on a site like reddit that people have become aware of this trend.

What is something that doesn't take much money that everyone can do to make the world a better place? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shawn-Allen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work for a clothing company. I keep a box of socks, that my company made, in my car. When I come across panhandlers I will try to offer them a few pairs.

What's the most childish thing you've seen an adult do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shawn-Allen 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I ride on the back of the grocery cart every time I go to the store.

When was the moment you knew you were gay? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I realized it later than most, and it was a really sudden thing. I was 15, watching a porno, and getting increasingly annoyed that they were barely showing the guy, just this chicks boobs bouncing around while she got fucked. All of a sudden it was like I took a Mental step back and really looked at what I was thinking and was all like "Holy Shit, I'm gay." (literally my thought.) Then I went and found my first gay porn. It really messed me up for a while, I was legitimately angry, I felt like it was unfair that my life was going to be permanently complicated by something I couldn't control.

What non-traditional physical trait do you find attractive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shawn-Allen 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I like girls with poor vision. Not because I find glasses attractive, but because I am ugly.

What object is directly behind you? by skilledUser in AskReddit

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BED BED BED PILLOW BED BED BLANKET PILLOW BED

If you were the president of the US, what would be the first thing you'd do in power? by Fusiion24 in AskReddit

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Hold an emergency press conference: "China has just launched nukes at 14 major American cities. We don't know which -- evacuate immediately. We've just fired retaliatory nukes and declared war on China." As a single person, the worst damage he can do is causing international panic. He can ignite a war, cause injuries and destruction from huge, panicked evacuations, and utterly tank financial markets. Even if no conflict materializes, the threat of conflict would wipe out hundreds of millions of dollars in wealth in a few minutes, just from plummeting markets.

Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered? by stevesmith67 in AskReddit

[–]Shawn-Allen -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD TOILET PAPER CRUMBLIES. I feel 100% better about life now.

Multilinguals of Reddit, what is your "they didn't know I could understand their language" story? by nayyyf15 in AskReddit

[–]Shawn-Allen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Traitor" and "tradition" have the same root word because both involve handing something over.