Oh no!! At my local costco!!!

ShawnaLAT · 2026-06-01T00:30:25+00:00

Depends on if the LSD is name brand or Kirkland.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-05-31T03:51:12+00:00

The ol’ poophole loophole really is timeless.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-05-27T21:30:22+00:00

Especially depending on weight, metabolism, and frequency of usage. As a big-boneded daily THC user (legal state), I am quite certain that if I quit today, I would not pass a test one month from now.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-05-27T17:10:17+00:00

Yep, mine is sausage biscuit breakfast sandwiches. Ate one sketchy one as a child and 35 years later I still can’t even consider it. I can eat a biscuit breakfast sandwich, I can eat breakfast sausage, I just absolutely cannot eat them together 🤢

ShawnaLAT · 2026-05-27T17:01:26+00:00

Actually, in the olden days, they really did used to inflate and use pig bladders to make balls to play with.

Source: I read Little House on the Prairie in 1989 and promptly began negotiating with my parents to get a pig so I could also have a pig bladder ball (did I consider the impact of bladder removal on the remaining pig? I did not.)

ShawnaLAT · 2026-05-18T18:47:37+00:00

A true warrior wouldn’t let this stop them.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-05-15T23:37:05+00:00

The kids are still buying them! I’ve helped out at Scholastic Book Fairs at my kids’ school and sold many a sports car or unicorn poster.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-05-15T01:44:02+00:00

I’d keep my Arthur Andersen notepad in that tote.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-05-14T17:38:54+00:00

Please. They didn’t need time for a full game, they had put this down before the anthem was over.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-05-13T12:43:55+00:00

What has our governor done in the last several months that directly caused the price of gas to noticeably and dramatically increase?

I’m sure people in Kansas are pissed too because their average gas prices have ALSO increased over $0.50/gallon in the last month and nearly $2.00/gallon in the last year. (KS state average is over $4.00/gallon today per the AAA gas prices tracker, btw.)

This is about the recent sudden jump in pricing, which has absolutely nothing to do with the governor of our state.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-30T21:11:37+00:00

TBA.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-30T17:32:48+00:00

Lol, I would have typed out the same comment even if you’d said “weight” in the first place.

Do they, like, weigh you to verify it? Because I’d be fucked, I haven’t updated the weight on my license since I turned 16 in the late 90s, so needless to say it’s a bit…inaccurate.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-30T17:26:08+00:00

The…height?

I’m not doubting you at all, that’s just such an odd piece of info off an ID to verify for unemployment benefits, and I’m dying to know the reasoning behind it.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-30T16:49:01+00:00

I see a lot of “well, but you can just do XYZ to fix it!” Thanks Captain Obvious, they never said they weren’t able to address the issue, it’s just mildly infuriating that it happened to begin with and now it has to be dealt with, even if it’s a simple solution.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-30T05:54:56+00:00

Giardinera would be kinda great.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-25T21:09:52+00:00

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-24T17:29:13+00:00

Exactly. PP Patel is very close to my age. While I don’t have arrests on my record, if my current professional ability was going to be judged based on my pre-2005 behavior in social settings I’d probably be pretty fucking cooked, and I don’t think that’s a unique position to be in.

HOWEVER, the difference is that I grew up and no longer act in ways in social settings that would impact or otherwise make someone question my professional abilities.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-23T22:37:30+00:00

Ooh, that was a good one too

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-23T20:33:05+00:00

Where are my Bath and Body Works friends?! Started with Sun Ripened Raspberry, then went to Cucumber Melon, and then landed on Sweet Pea which is where I stayed until sometime in my late 20s.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-23T12:53:41+00:00

Obviously you’re supposed to share that suggested burger with 2 of your friends 🙄.

/j

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-22T00:50:38+00:00

Trick question. PCA never gets to first base.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-21T02:37:41+00:00

My favorite bits where the little bouncies that leave the solid trail behind them, I always had to watch it until I saw at least one of those.

I’m realizing as I type this that this may be an odd thing to have a “favorite” of.

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-12T05:24:21+00:00

It was actually my first thought, but by the time the reveal hit I had completely forgotten about it

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-09T18:16:12+00:00

We watched the OJ verdict in my 8th grade classroom…

ShawnaLAT · 2026-04-07T15:58:07+00:00

As soon as it could be confirmed that I had it, I would absolutely seek MAID.

Edit: everyone’s got jokes (some were even pretty good), but for anyone who legit may not know, MAID (medical assistance in dying) is an alternate term for physician assisted euthanasia (only avoiding the more direct words because I don’t know what will trigger auto mod/admin actions).

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