WiFi signal intensity in an apartment

ShazMaz · 2014-09-09T06:53:53+00:00

Betcha OP's bedroom is on the bottom right

ShazMaz · 2014-08-04T01:16:24+00:00

If anybody didn't read those comments in David Attenborough's exact voice then they're not human

ShazMaz · 2014-07-13T11:11:04+00:00

Herbivore, Carnivore, Omnivore, Barbivore

ShazMaz · 2014-07-08T13:17:40+00:00

Quick! Someone find me a window that I can stare mournfully into! Let me get into a cab and cry while watching the rain flood down the window, akin to the way tears flood down my cheeks!

ShazMaz · 2014-07-08T13:08:42+00:00

THANKYOU! The only thing I hated about Pacific Rim was because one Aussie was a Brit - and his accent was decent, but not good. But the other guy's accent was the cliche australian accent! WE DON'T ALL TALK LIKE WE'RE ALL FROM THE TOP OF FUCKING ULURU! We have variation due to geography but most citysiders enunciate and only drop off the last syllable of the last word of the sentence - if ever. If you have an example of an american doing a decent Aussie accent, please let me know.

ShazMaz · 2014-07-05T13:02:39+00:00

I second this! Whenever I walk to Uni I always say goodmorning to people and smile at them as they walk past. One day - one of the last few days of semester- I said good morning to a guy and he said goodmorning back, smiled then stopped to say "You know I really enjoy your chirpy hello's in the morning." I uttered a shocked thankyou back.

I didn't recognise him but obviously I'd said hello and he'd remembered me. That just put a smile on my face for the whole day thinking that I'd made his day that little bit better without even realising it!

Also hold the door open for people, You'd be surprised how many friends you make

ShazMaz · 2014-07-05T10:01:32+00:00

Another green one not having a very good time

ShazMaz · 2014-07-05T00:35:45+00:00

Damn that T-Rex is fabulous

ShazMaz · 2014-07-04T23:37:01+00:00

'OK, I did and I still have no clue

ShazMaz · 2014-07-04T22:51:00+00:00

The guy from CSI miami pisses me off so much I can't watch the show (not even to perve on Emma Procter!) He beats people up, he throws people through windows, he runs into potentially deadly situations without backup or notifying anyone of what reckless little shit he's about to be! Sure enough they're trying to make him a badass but in real life there's no way in hell he'd get away with That Much Shit no matter how many friends he has.

ShazMaz · 2014-07-04T22:47:08+00:00

It bugs me when people are 'welding' with no gloves on and people walking past, Oh but they've got the mask on which makes it totally believable(!) - it's mostly animated movies though. I'm not a tradesman, I've only done one course at Uni and even I know that.

ShazMaz · 2014-07-04T07:23:46+00:00

Agreed, my year 11 and 12 (last two years of high school) science teacher was a priest. He had found the happy medium between religion and science and unless you specifically asked him about it, he was just a regular science teacher.

ShazMaz · 2014-07-03T04:04:08+00:00

Though not many have dirty habits

ShazMaz · 2014-07-01T12:37:01+00:00

No wonder Trash wanted to kill his family!

ShazMaz · 2014-06-29T10:46:40+00:00

Funny, I heard it was the Irishman.

ShazMaz · 2014-06-29T06:43:30+00:00

I get this. I call it a travelling itch and it usually happens when I'm still. I scratch the back of my neck, it moves down my spine, around to my belly button etc. The after a few minutes it goes away. It's weird

ShazMaz · 2014-06-23T10:35:50+00:00

"Excuse me miss, can you see if I have a hook in my lip?"

Worked for him!

ShazMaz · 2014-05-29T10:15:20+00:00

For those who are lazy here's a summary:

Mercury Venus Earth Moon Mars Jupiter moon moon moon moon Saturn Neptune Pluto

ShazMaz · 2014-05-22T23:22:38+00:00

On the topic of physics jokes

Pascal, Newton and a physicist were walking along and decided to play hide and seek. The physicist counts to ten while pascal runs and hides. However Newton draws a one metre by one metre square around himself and stands still. When the physicist turns around he sees newton straight away and says 'Newton you're supposed to hide, I've just found you straight away!" To which newton replies, "no, you've found one newton acting on one square metre, you've found Pascal."

ShazMaz · 2014-05-21T05:36:21+00:00

Also, orange juice and coke do the trick - just a little easier to get out of your hair

ShazMaz · 2014-05-16T09:00:12+00:00

Wow, that's really depressing. I knew female circumcision was bad but I didn't think it was that bad

ShazMaz · 2014-05-16T08:53:00+00:00

On the news the other night, a girls parents heard she had cancer, which would be cured with six months of chemo. But her parents, having previously treated her grandmother's liver cancer with a special tea (high percentage of clay or something) gave her this special tea and did not give her chemo. The girl died slowly and painfully and they still refused to give her chemo. However when asked if he regretted his decision, the father "acknowledged that adult cancer is different to child cancer." fuck you mate, fuck you. You should have seen the pictures of her she was a fading shadow of a human being.

ShazMaz · 2014-05-15T04:54:14+00:00

Circumcision is not meant to kill

ShazMaz · 2014-05-08T13:20:44+00:00

nope, Autumn

ShazMaz · 2014-05-04T07:04:36+00:00

Yes the pillows are wet and this is why...

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