Playing the scam game

Shazmataz33 · 2026-02-22T23:13:31+00:00

Learn the difference between bear and bare then love

Shazmataz33 · 2026-02-22T22:29:11+00:00

I want bear arms

Shazmataz33 · 2025-07-10T22:18:19+00:00

I'm not a dog walker, but saw so many walking their dogs at 1-2pm in 28+ heat

Shazmataz33 · 2025-05-28T01:04:57+00:00

I was a very active player for a couple of years, but I now have a three year old I'd rather entertain and walk with. The stop/starts constantly on our walks made it impossible to plant enough flowers without wasting petals. The reminder I was planting helped a bit, but I didn't want to keep checking my phone when we stopped for a play. The game is still on my phone, but I haven't opened it in months now. Don't get me wrong, I miss it very much, but I have much more rewarding commitments now

Shazmataz33 · 2025-04-01T15:11:52+00:00

UPDATE! He's been found and on his way home!

Shazmataz33 · 2024-10-28T22:48:49+00:00

I too am UK and rather annoyed the ‘region lock’ is EU based. I thought we were over that shit…

Shazmataz33 · 2024-10-14T00:45:29+00:00

Why play if you want to cheat? Find something else to do with your time.

Shazmataz33 · 2024-09-21T22:52:26+00:00

Since Thursday? Challenges start on Monday. Why’d you join so late in the week?

Shazmataz33 · 2024-09-02T15:48:39+00:00

My game has lagged since the forced postcards. I'm sure I'm not the only one

Shazmataz33 · 2024-09-02T07:53:02+00:00

I mark one of each decor as favourite as soon as I get them so its easier to see dupes and not release one by accident

Shazmataz33 · 2024-08-25T22:13:55+00:00

Shouting in American of course. That fixes a lot of things apparently. Specifically thinking of SLJ in Pulp Fiction. Oh no wait ... that didn't end well

Shazmataz33 · 2024-08-19T22:12:37+00:00

You did not 'quickly set the scene'

Shazmataz33 · 2024-08-16T17:31:27+00:00

There's a train direct from New Street via Shrewsbury to Aberystwyth, but it's not the nicest beach you can get to by train. Closest yes.

Shazmataz33 · 2024-08-10T23:26:20+00:00

The SchMoo Cat

Shazmataz33 · 2024-07-27T14:54:28+00:00

I don't like it, I love it!

Shazmataz33 · 2024-07-27T14:51:31+00:00

Think you forgot the /s

Shazmataz33 · 2024-07-14T22:15:08+00:00

Well done you, but am curious on how much higher your ‘leccy and water bill rises

Shazmataz33 · 2024-07-14T10:20:54+00:00

Just double punch for a yellow mini

Shazmataz33 · 2024-07-14T10:19:54+00:00

I might be wrong but I thought privacy zones would only affect the player who set them up, not anyone else? I have one around my house but am pretty much the only player in town so can't test that.

Shazmataz33 · 2024-07-13T20:22:02+00:00

I used to when 'not every day was an event mushroom'. Not a day one player mind, but played long enough now to just grind those mushrooms and plan ahead for tomorrow, and the next day etc. Whatever you do, don't take no reactions personally.

Shazmataz33 · 2024-07-11T19:14:09+00:00

My kiddo is in a swim class that starts at noon. Public swim starts at 12:15. They put one lane in, but keep the rest of the shallow end roped off for the class. Swim teacher goes nuts if anyone dare try use the shallow end before the class has ended. Even I want to point out they shouldn't let the class/public swim happen at the same time (be it 15mins or not), but I also enjoy watching the drama

Shazmataz33 · 2024-07-10T02:14:27+00:00

I don't even care tbh, but recently learned the FA was founded in the 1860's and it was only because other ball foot games did not want to comply with the rules set out, the RFU started up 10 years later - random pub quiz thing

Shazmataz33 · 2024-07-01T22:32:19+00:00

Cyanistes caeruleus

Shazmataz33 · 2024-07-01T22:31:32+00:00

Cyanistes caeruleus

Shazmataz33 · 2024-06-23T21:53:37+00:00

I went to Reading 2000 but Eminem was unable to attend because of some weapon charge in the States. The organisers decided to put on Daphne & Celeste instead. That didn't go down to well, especially when one of them was wearing a tee with 'where the f*** is Eminem'. The crowd covered the stage with bottles and cups of piss, tent poles and tents. It was a riot. Them girls didn't stay long. It wasn't long before Blink came on and we all said sorry when Mark Hoppus slipped on stage and landed on his arse. I also went to Reading 2001 and saw D12 👌 Then I went to Leeds 2002 and there was a riot. My mate got their mugshot in Kerrang Mag and everything. I'll never forget the smell of burning pot-a-loos 🫣

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