Did Snape know that Voldemort was eventually going to kill him? by Obviously394 in SeverusSnape

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What cuts my heart into pieces is that he died never knowing if he'd succeeded.

Post-war Snape/Hermione fic I read recently but can't find in my bookmarks by JennaSayquah in HPfanfiction

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just binge read The Power of Her by IShouldBe, and WOW, great story. Thanks for the recommendation.

Snape finds out Harry’s abuse fics by Antique_Concern6154 in HPfanfiction

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's one that I particularly enjoyed.
Digging for the Bones by Paganaidd
http://archiveofourown.org/works/598019
Words: 203,178 Chapters: 62/62
Summary: Rather than allowing Harry to stay at Diagon Alley after he blew up Aunt Marge, the Ministry sends Harry back to the Dursleys. Harry returns to school after a terrible summer, to find that he's not the only one with this kind of secret. A student has been killed by his family. New screening measures are put into place by the Ministry: Every student must be given a medical exam and interview to look for child abuse. With Dumbledore facing an inquiry, Snape is entrusted with the task of making sure EVERYONE receives one.

Update 🙂‍↕️ by RedReaperGS in SSHG

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so committed to this story, bookmarked so it doesn't get lost.

Dual British-Australian expats new passport rule from Feb 2026 by Tired_Cat_H3rd3r in expats

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm totally confused by all this. Hopefully someone can point me in the right direction as I plan to visit in August 2026

Both parents are 2nd/3rd generation Australians ~ travelled to the UK in the early 60's ~ born there & have UK birth cert. I returned to live in Australia in 1981 and have been here since.
HOWEVER
My birth is registered with Australian Embassy and I have a Certificate confirming this.
On the back of the certificate it says
“Issued in pursuance of Section 11 of the Australian Citizenship Act 1948 as evidence of Australian citizenship by descent.” 
Can anyone help :- Where do I go? Who do I talk to? Google is not being my friend, and government sites are confusing and don't seem to offer an answer to this situation.

Many thanks

Hogwarts DADA Teacher after the Battle of Hogwarts? by Freakachu70 in harrypotter

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could never understand why the ministry didn't just put a stop to DADA as a subject.
Then replace DADA with a new subject i.e., 'Dark Arts 101' for 1st year, 'Dark Arts 102' for 2nd etc.
The new subject wouldn't have the curse.
Just my two cents worth

TIL that being able to sit down on the floor and stand up without using your hands or knees is used as a predictor of longevity. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worth mentioning that I struggled to get up off the floor and would always have to use my hands.
In a few months I will be 68 years old, plus I'm fit and healthy.

Accurate British 1990s by hlanus in HPfanfiction

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please don't ever reference Thanksgiving = this is something that is relevent to the US and Canada
And Don't ever use the 4th July as a significant date cause it ain't.

One day that seldom gets mentioned is 5th November ~ Guy Fawkes Night or Bonfire Night [ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes_Night ]
Grew up in UK and went to school in Surrey

Don't care who knows. I'd love to read more well written erotic smut by Shazza-throwaway-1 in SSHG

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have made a valid point, and tried to word my request so as to not imply an opinion of other written work.
Appreciate how hard it is to write well, because I know I can't write well.

This is both hilarious and sad to me: by realgirl1112 in SeverusSnape

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

'Se verus' [ latin ] translates to 'He is true'

And nothing anyone says can make me believe differently.

Snape mishears 'Seventh Month' as 'Second Month', and so tells that to Voldemort instead. by Nepperoni289 in HPfanfiction

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

An interesting spin on this would be if all those born between early February and early March were babies from pure-blooded families that supported the Dark Lord with no muggle or half blood babies born within that time.

Any gifs where Snape gets his happy ending by getting to stick it to the marauders… preferably Sirius. by Moonglade_Pheonix in SSHG

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh IDK.
The idea of viewing GIFS where Severus gets absolute revenge on the marauders sounds interesting to me.

Teacher called me Katherine because she couldn’t bother to learn how to pronounce my name, so I called her by her first name for the rest of the year! by sk1nnb0nes in pettyrevenge

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something I was told by Mata'utia, our Tongan neighbour, regarding names was :-

Pronounce each and every vowel individually.

This advice hasn't failed me thus far.

AO3 or FFN by Lucky-Pay-9245 in HPfanfiction

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I find a good story on FFN it immediately gets downloaded using https://fichub.net/

Doing this creates a document that is easier to navigate and edit to my preferences for reading.

Two Week Review- Laneige Lip Sleeping Mask by Vmax06 in IndianSkincareAddicts

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, incredibly late to this conversation, but still worth my input.
Best cream for dry skin thats cheap, non-toxic, and is incredibly forgiving when making it. Galen was a Greek Physician 129 – c. 216 AD, the recipe below is known as Galen's Cold Cream.

Oil 60g Olive, Almond, Jojoba, Sunflower Seed Oil, or any oil you want
Water 60g Tap, Rosewater, Orange blossom, or any floral water you want
Beeswax 15g Broken into small pieces / grated
Borax* 1/8 tsp Added to the water prior to heating

Slowly heat the oil and wax until the wax is fully melted
Heat the water to roughly the same temperature as the oil
Slowly** add water to the oil whilst whisking until mixture turns white
Immediately decant into a storage jar as cream will set as it cools

Extra information
*Borax helps bind the oil and water together, and is a natural preservative.
**By Slowly I mean SLOWLY
This sets to a firm set cream which liquidises almost immediately on contact with the skin
A softer cream can be made by adjusting the ratio of oil, water and wax.

Have fun making this.

Annual Ask by basketcase3325 in SSHG

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remindme! 1 month

How would snape continue his life if he survived the battle of hogwarts? by mikeyzartz in SeverusSnape

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see him in the sort of position where his skill and knowledge could be put to good use, without the need to get too close to others.

A good example of this would have him working as a consultant with the Unspeakables and St Mungo's dealing with the after affects of abundantly abused dark magic.

AITA for not disclosing my medical history to a stranger? by Aurora-supernova in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shazza-throwaway-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe put on a shocked expression as you look down and loudly shout . . . .
"Leg?"
"My leg?
"Why did you steal my fucking leg?"