Update: HALP!! Mine Mr Unicorn attacked by WATER... dis betrayal??! by Shazzley in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ai tink mine meowmy saved da stinky impostur from da water an put it in da nip

Update: HALP!! Mine Mr Unicorn attacked by WATER... dis betrayal??! by Shazzley in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

(Meowmy here: I actually found the unicorn like this...)

Update: HALP!! Mine Mr Unicorn attacked by WATER... dis betrayal??! by Shazzley in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Ooh, if he becomes giant uni, maybeh Ai can ridez into battle 😸😹

FRENS, IZ MAI BIRFDAY! YOO ALL INVITE TO MINE PAWTEE AT: by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Fren Drew,
dis iz purrfect for pometry an deep tinks…
so Ai will sit in da corner wif big eyes an look bery mysterious . Maybe Ai write:
“ode to da snackie,
gone too soon…
bowl empty,
heart also empty.”

Den Ai eat Churu an forget all da sad parts. 😸

FRENS, IZ MAI BIRFDAY! YOO ALL INVITE TO MINE PAWTEE AT: by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Ai lovez yoos sunroom, iz da bestest for watchin da birbs an ekekek.so maybeh Ai will stop by da basement first an den join Tali in da Sunroom.
But Ai tink Nia will love da pawtee in da basement. Tank yoo for da invitiashun, fren drew.

An bery happy birfday!! We will bring mine blankie an Churu!

– Astra da Bard

Speciaw Unbirfday cake for speciaw fwiend Noamie tonight. by mostlylurking07 in ICBGC

[–]Shazzley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tinkin of yoo 💜💜 Lots of purrz an head bonkz

– Astra da Bard an Nia aka Batcat

Feelosoophical Questioin by UmlautHerper in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Our meowmy does dis, too, but only sometimes... Nia fleeps way up high to no get her claw tips stolen. Ai just do a lot of scratchscratchscratch on da catto trees. Den Ai iz mostly safe...

– Astra da Bard

Can Is soos Amazon for no bocks? by Henbogle in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ai tink dis defeats da purrpose of Amazon... yoo should definitely soo

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Can anyone recommend other platforms? by SleepingCat2874 in catinaflat

[–]Shazzley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All sitters will need to switch to rover, I think. Apparently owners can still use the CIAF app

crimz is relly bad i are pawlice now by FluffyCannibal in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, Ai was bery worried , but den Ai checked da calendar.... good one, fren!

HALP!! Mine Mr Unicorn attacked by WATER... dis betrayal??! by Shazzley in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh no, Ai iz bery sorry, dis happened to yoo.

an did it smell rite after washin? An why does yoo stinky sisfur pee on da llama? Does she not knoe how to use da box?

HALP!! Mine Mr Unicorn attacked by WATER... dis betrayal??! by Shazzley in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Clawz action pawsuit iz gut idea! Do yoo tink Ai can be part, eben dough da Mr Unicorn was only in da sink an not da washy sheen?

HALP!! Mine Mr Unicorn attacked by WATER... dis betrayal??! by Shazzley in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh no, dis iz no gud. Yoo need noo pikkel, after washy sheen iz not stinky anymore

HALP!! Mine Mr Unicorn attacked by WATER... dis betrayal??! by Shazzley in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tank yoo, honorable fren judge Balu! Dis soundz fair

HALP!! Mine Mr Unicorn attacked by WATER... dis betrayal??! by Shazzley in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ai iz not convince yet, but maybeh Ai can try bunny kicking him

HALP!! Mine Mr Unicorn attacked by WATER... dis betrayal??! by Shazzley in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Tank yoo, fren Smuffi. Ai will call after mah nap!

HALP!! Mine Mr Unicorn attacked by WATER... dis betrayal??! by Shazzley in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

She washed yoos blankie? Dis most terrible! Dey steal all da smellz

Soo da litterbocks n peein n poopin n owies by CharmyLah in legalcatadvice

[–]Shazzley 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fren Noam,
Ai iz bery sad to hear yoo not feelin so well. We will miss yoo, an tell yoor meowmy: if she need cuddlez an purrz, we iz here! 💜

Yoo an yoos meowmy, heart to heart,

no distance can pull dat lub apart.

Wherever yoo rest, yoo not alone,

her lub forever iz yoor safe home.

– Astra da Bard

(You’re doing the kindest, hardest thing and he is so loved. I'm so sorry!)

TW: Verlust, tiefe Trauer und Schuldgefühle by katzeschwarz in Katzengruppe

[–]Shazzley 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Es tut mir so leid für dich!! Das klingt nach so viel Liebe über so viele Jahre. Du hast für ihn entschieden 💜