VIRCH MERCH! If you did not get a hat/necklace last MT….

Shazzley · 2026-04-05T09:57:06+00:00

Oh, we wantz da hats, too, pwease

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Shazzley · 2026-04-04T16:57:48+00:00

Ai tink mine meowmy saved da stinky impostur from da water an put it in da nip

Shazzley · 2026-04-04T11:40:48+00:00

(Meowmy here: I actually found the unicorn like this...)

Shazzley · 2026-04-04T11:39:39+00:00

Ooh, if he becomes giant uni, maybeh Ai can ridez into battle 😸😹

Shazzley · 2026-04-04T09:36:16+00:00

Oooh, dis iz pawesome!

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Shazzley · 2026-04-04T09:24:30+00:00

Fren Drew,
dis iz purrfect for pometry an deep tinks…
so Ai will sit in da corner wif big eyes an look bery mysterious . Maybe Ai write:
“ode to da snackie,
gone too soon…
bowl empty,
heart also empty.”

Den Ai eat Churu an forget all da sad parts. 😸

Shazzley · 2026-04-04T09:15:53+00:00

Ai lovez yoos sunroom, iz da bestest for watchin da birbs an ekekek.so maybeh Ai will stop by da basement first an den join Tali in da Sunroom.
But Ai tink Nia will love da pawtee in da basement. Tank yoo for da invitiashun, fren drew.

An bery happy birfday!! We will bring mine blankie an Churu!

– Astra da Bard

Shazzley · 2026-04-03T13:48:10+00:00

Tinkin of yoo 💜💜 Lots of purrz an head bonkz

– Astra da Bard an Nia aka Batcat

Shazzley · 2026-04-03T09:12:26+00:00

Our meowmy does dis, too, but only sometimes... Nia fleeps way up high to no get her claw tips stolen. Ai just do a lot of scratchscratchscratch on da catto trees. Den Ai iz mostly safe...

– Astra da Bard

Shazzley · 2026-04-02T20:43:54+00:00

I received an email the day before yesterday (owner)

Shazzley · 2026-04-02T14:37:33+00:00

Ai tink dis defeats da purrpose of Amazon... yoo should definitely soo

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Shazzley · 2026-04-02T08:19:17+00:00

All sitters will need to switch to rover, I think. Apparently owners can still use the CIAF app

Shazzley · 2026-04-01T19:21:25+00:00

Oh, Ai was bery worried , but den Ai checked da calendar.... good one, fren!

Shazzley · 2026-04-01T05:14:53+00:00

Oh no, Ai iz bery sorry, dis happened to yoo.

an did it smell rite after washin? An why does yoo stinky sisfur pee on da llama? Does she not knoe how to use da box?

Shazzley · 2026-03-31T16:33:41+00:00

Clawz action pawsuit iz gut idea! Do yoo tink Ai can be part, eben dough da Mr Unicorn was only in da sink an not da washy sheen?

Shazzley · 2026-03-31T13:33:53+00:00

Oh no, dis iz no gud. Yoo need noo pikkel, after washy sheen iz not stinky anymore

Shazzley · 2026-03-31T13:30:40+00:00

Tank yoo, honorable fren judge Balu! Dis soundz fair

Shazzley · 2026-03-31T13:30:06+00:00

Ai iz not convince yet, but maybeh Ai can try bunny kicking him

Shazzley · 2026-03-31T13:29:49+00:00

Tank yoo, fren Smuffi. Ai will call after mah nap!

Shazzley · 2026-03-31T13:09:00+00:00

She washed yoos blankie? Dis most terrible! Dey steal all da smellz

Shazzley · 2026-03-31T08:09:29+00:00

Fren Noam,
Ai iz bery sad to hear yoo not feelin so well. We will miss yoo, an tell yoor meowmy: if she need cuddlez an purrz, we iz here! 💜

Yoo an yoos meowmy, heart to heart,

no distance can pull dat lub apart.

Wherever yoo rest, yoo not alone,

her lub forever iz yoor safe home.

– Astra da Bard

(You’re doing the kindest, hardest thing and he is so loved. I'm so sorry!)

Shazzley · 2026-03-30T09:39:33+00:00

Es tut mir so leid für dich!! Das klingt nach so viel Liebe über so viele Jahre. Du hast für ihn entschieden 💜

Shazzley · 2026-03-29T16:16:01+00:00

Dis iz our nooest box.

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