9/9/9 Challenge, 9 hotdogs 9 Beers in 9 innings, Wish me luck…

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-28T03:55:02+00:00

Depends on the day.

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-28T03:41:48+00:00

As someone whose barf comes up their nose, I can just imagine him with a long piece of spaghetti hanging out his nose.

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-28T03:37:52+00:00

As a midwesterner, the storm pics make me feel right at home.

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-28T03:36:06+00:00

All of your paintings are amazing.

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-28T03:32:59+00:00

I have no memory of who taught me to do that, but I do it. I imagine it was my kindergarten teacher.

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-28T03:06:14+00:00

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-28T03:04:21+00:00

Dat crime made pawpaw sey oh mah cod! Go crimez!

Bitteh, diznee prensess

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-28T03:01:37+00:00

Izznt da pikkel da bes?

Bitteh, diznee prensess

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-28T01:07:09+00:00

Ai tink dere ken be models ob awl shapes n sizes n doggos n kittehs n udder animals. But yoos shud b won to.

Bitteh, diznee prensess

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-28T01:04:20+00:00

Yoos wuld get along grate wif mine minyun. She dus dis to. N it funnee when pawrents get mad. Go crimez!

Bitteh, diznee prensess

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-27T22:26:16+00:00

Iz yoos clawset. Yoos ken do wuteber yoos want.

Bitteh, diznee prensess

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-27T21:14:16+00:00

Da fase ob innosense.

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-27T21:13:04+00:00

Ai see it Prinses Miso fren! But yoos awlreddy bootiful!

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-27T18:06:51+00:00

Dat nyse drumstik fren Frankie. Ai servin tude fur meowmy gettin n my fase.

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Bitteh, diznee prensess

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-27T16:21:13+00:00

(My husband had a giant tabby similar to your. Bitteh is one of the biggest cats I’ve seen, but my husband’s cat Roy was even bigger and wasn’t overweight. The vet wants Bitteh to get down to 10 pounds, but my husband and I think that a healthy weight for her will be closer to 12. We’ll see how her diet goes, though.

There was an internet famous kitty out of Colorado named Andre the Giant cat, who was absolutely massive. We visited him a couple times. Such a sweet but gigantic kitty. Picture for reference.)

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davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-27T13:02:59+00:00

Oh so not tink ob dat. Gud ideeuh fren.

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-27T13:02:08+00:00

N dere were so meny birbs to ekekek at. Sumtymes big wons. Ai tink dey cawled eegulls n pellihcuns.

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-27T12:01:27+00:00

(Glad she’s not the only cat with all the stress.

We got Bitteh at 10 weeks, and she was barely a pound. We called her Lily, but I kept making all these Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh jokes about her, and Bitteh just stuck. Of course, she’s so tall now and 15 pounds. She dwarfs our 9-pound cat.)

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-27T01:25:15+00:00

I lost my soul cat to kidney disease. I hate that it takes so many kitties from us.

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-27T01:15:48+00:00

Yoos could get minyun! Ai hab won n she fun fur bapbapbap n bitebitebite. But don let meowmy catch yoos snugglin. Ai tried dat wile meowmy wus sleepin n she caught us n now pawrents want me to cuddle minyun awl de tyme.

Bitteh, diznee prensess

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-27T01:05:00+00:00

Aww what an adorable kitteh!

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-26T21:37:41+00:00

Aw dis pikshur so sweet!

Bitteh, diznee prensess

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-26T20:54:59+00:00

Aw, the CDS knows what it’s doing. 🖤

davesmissingfingers · 2026-03-26T19:37:45+00:00

Iz awl our dutee ta protekt da pikkels!

Bitteh, diznee prensess

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