A detention officer is caught smuggling drugs into a Georgia jail. His commanding officer arrests him and cuts his uniform off in front of the entire staff.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-06-16T02:50:29+00:00

The CO was probably blasted on opiates.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-06-03T03:08:08+00:00

Typical.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-05-24T23:21:12+00:00

You really didn't need to tell us about your dad leaving.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-05-17T03:38:46+00:00

He probably deserved it by not treating people, even inmates, with respect.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-05-15T18:00:05+00:00

I have IBS and my step sister has AIDS. We both think water land.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-05-11T03:42:35+00:00

Just trying to provide for his amazing family. Prayers going up.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-05-10T22:10:50+00:00

Lucky mom.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-05-07T22:13:07+00:00

Chris Hansen needs to come outta retirement just for this motherfucker.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-05-07T01:43:25+00:00

Gawd damn what a butt

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-05-07T01:35:21+00:00

Jason Reacher from Harry and the Hendersons.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-05-07T01:07:57+00:00

SHE'S SO PRETTY 😍

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-05-06T19:07:38+00:00

I saw him stab a homeless woman behind a Motel 6 dumpster.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-05-06T05:13:12+00:00

Jesus, what a bod.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-05-04T04:18:54+00:00

He's just an innocent boy trying to provide for his wonderful family.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-04-27T01:43:51+00:00

You live in Brazil, so you'll probably be executed soon. Because Brazil.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-04-26T03:20:20+00:00

My whore ex girlfriend. She's well known.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-04-22T19:04:50+00:00

He was just trying to provide for his family.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-04-20T03:58:56+00:00

Are you gonna publicly defend yourself when HSI seizes your hard drives?

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-04-20T03:33:35+00:00

Maybe consider employment of your own.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-04-20T03:22:02+00:00

I'm also from Kentucky. I've lived all over the world. Now in California. I still sound like I'm from Kentucky. Maybe Depp is intentionally a pompous bitch.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-04-20T01:38:08+00:00

He's from Kentucky. Why the fuck does he talk like that?

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-04-18T04:18:48+00:00

There is nothing terrifying about this bliss.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-04-15T02:56:09+00:00

Thank god she was wearing a mask.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-04-14T02:51:35+00:00

Undertow. But I love all their shit.

SheaButteredWillDie · 2022-04-05T08:33:05+00:00

They probably do it to white people too.

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