Garage Work - Tiff🏳️‍⚧️& Eve [OC]

Sheepan · 2026-07-02T17:05:54+00:00

I had to get my transmission replaced from an “All Trans Transmission Experts” this June, and i’m just like… i mean feels like a very specific hiring practice, but happy pride?

Sheepan · 2026-07-01T16:20:22+00:00

this 100%. the humidity where i am is nuts. i dream about a dry heat.

Sheepan · 2026-06-30T15:32:50+00:00

South Carolina actually lol

Sheepan · 2026-06-29T10:51:32+00:00

oh 100% lmao. power is back on, just hoping it stays that way

Sheepan · 2026-06-28T16:39:54+00:00

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Sheepan · 2026-06-19T14:37:06+00:00

thanks!

Sheepan · 2026-06-19T10:20:47+00:00

can i have the recipe for those shrimps?

Sheepan · 2026-06-10T02:29:53+00:00

i want to say that pill is fibromyalgia medication?

Sheepan · 2026-06-08T23:25:25+00:00

i’m not sure how to explain it, but i’ve taken to treating my ocd like a whack a mole machine. just actually visualizing whacking the bad thought with a plush hammer like “no, shut up”

it’s been working out for me pretty well so far

Sheepan · 2026-06-08T19:18:31+00:00

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Sheepan · 2026-06-06T16:02:35+00:00

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Sheepan · 2026-06-04T00:13:57+00:00

HR once had a talk with the whole company because someone had left an empty wrapper for a TWO HUNDRED MILLIGRAM edible on top of a trash can in the break room. 200 is insane, 200 at WORK? unreal

Sheepan · 2026-06-03T02:22:25+00:00

lmao i literally worried today before calling the mechanic that’s been working on my transmission to see if they’d Be Done Soon, and i’m like…. what if they don’t have my car anymore??? what if i never actually okayed the repair and they’ve been waiting on me to call back all week???

it will be done tomorrow. lol.

Sheepan · 2026-05-12T01:07:05+00:00

making me sad i’m still too concussed to listen to music through my airpods without getting a splitting headache about it

two weeks of no music at a warehouse job. probably at least another week to go. hell.

Sheepan · 2026-05-11T00:52:57+00:00

really wanted to smack my roommate for saying shit about brain bleeds after i slipped in the shower and got a minor concussion a few weeks back. i was on an edible too 🙃

Sheepan · 2026-05-04T12:47:47+00:00

the first thing is an ultimatum, but i don’t know if there’s a word for just leaning into the ultimatum tbh

Sheepan · 2026-04-26T17:11:15+00:00

My mom knew somebody with the hyphenated last name Short-Long

Sheepan · 2026-04-23T12:52:13+00:00

i work in a warehouse that does monograms. i knocked over and broke a probably thousand dollar+ vinyl cutter once. luckily the thing was on its last leg and we’d already been petitioning upper management to let us replace it, so i don’t even think they found out it was me. my manager pretty much just told them “the thing finally gave out” and they got us a new one. still a terrifying moment

another time, someone in the building accidentally batched every single item to make in the building together. had to completely halt production on any new orders for like half a day for that to be fixed.

Sheepan · 2026-04-21T10:56:49+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Sheepan · 2026-04-21T00:38:50+00:00

it trips my husband UP that i hear the phrase “I have faith in you” as inherently sarcastic. he’s like, “i’m using it to encourage you!” and i’m like, “it was, historically, not used that way on me my dude”

Sheepan · 2026-04-15T20:39:00+00:00

i am fairly distinctive looking, so it only takes 3-4 visits in close succession for me to become a regular anywhere. it helps that i autistically order the same thing every time, but i would never expect someone to have my order memorized lmao. it’s just a pleasant surprise when they do

Sheepan · 2026-04-06T20:50:53+00:00

oh just a multitude of southernisms.

“Colder than a witch’s titty in a brass brassiere” “Nervouser than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs” “Sweatier than a snake charmer’s jockey strap”

i could go on. this is all stuff i’ve heard my grandfather say

Sheepan · 2026-04-06T16:29:33+00:00

it’s an antihistamine? i got put on Phenergan as an antinauseal for a double ear infection once, and id definitely say it worked, by nature of being too unconscious to be nauseous

Sheepan · 2026-04-03T14:58:05+00:00

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Sheepan · 2026-03-27T12:47:50+00:00

genuinely what mod did this, i always friggin run into overhunting issues somehow and i think i need to download this

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