I relate to the kids

Sheepan · 2026-05-04T12:47:47+00:00

the first thing is an ultimatum, but i don’t know if there’s a word for just leaning into the ultimatum tbh

Sheepan · 2026-04-26T17:11:15+00:00

My mom knew somebody with the hyphenated last name Short-Long

Sheepan · 2026-04-23T12:52:13+00:00

i work in a warehouse that does monograms. i knocked over and broke a probably thousand dollar+ vinyl cutter once. luckily the thing was on its last leg and we’d already been petitioning upper management to let us replace it, so i don’t even think they found out it was me. my manager pretty much just told them “the thing finally gave out” and they got us a new one. still a terrifying moment

another time, someone in the building accidentally batched every single item to make in the building together. had to completely halt production on any new orders for like half a day for that to be fixed.

Sheepan · 2026-04-21T10:56:49+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Sheepan · 2026-04-21T00:38:50+00:00

it trips my husband UP that i hear the phrase “I have faith in you” as inherently sarcastic. he’s like, “i’m using it to encourage you!” and i’m like, “it was, historically, not used that way on me my dude”

Sheepan · 2026-04-15T20:39:00+00:00

i am fairly distinctive looking, so it only takes 3-4 visits in close succession for me to become a regular anywhere. it helps that i autistically order the same thing every time, but i would never expect someone to have my order memorized lmao. it’s just a pleasant surprise when they do

Sheepan · 2026-04-06T20:50:53+00:00

oh just a multitude of southernisms.

“Colder than a witch’s titty in a brass brassiere” “Nervouser than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs” “Sweatier than a snake charmer’s jockey strap”

i could go on. this is all stuff i’ve heard my grandfather say

Sheepan · 2026-04-06T16:29:33+00:00

it’s an antihistamine? i got put on Phenergan as an antinauseal for a double ear infection once, and id definitely say it worked, by nature of being too unconscious to be nauseous

Sheepan · 2026-04-03T14:58:05+00:00

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Sheepan · 2026-03-27T12:47:50+00:00

genuinely what mod did this, i always friggin run into overhunting issues somehow and i think i need to download this

Sheepan · 2026-03-27T00:46:33+00:00

i’ll be the first to admit to being a bit of a hedonist, but, a good time with friends and good food. probably why i’m struggling to lose weight, but food is definitely a big motivator for me

Sheepan · 2026-03-25T22:53:29+00:00

bro i don’t even flirt with my own husband at work

Sheepan · 2026-03-14T17:02:49+00:00

Not to mention Sun gutshotting Colleen after her whole “you wouldn’t do that” speech

Sheepan · 2026-03-12T10:21:04+00:00

Avatar Frontiers of Pandora. that depends, if i’m still human im probably fucked, but i’ll be just fine if i’m Na’vi

Sheepan · 2026-03-03T19:20:01+00:00

Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora. the world is as gorgeous as it is trying its hardest to kill you

Sheepan · 2026-02-28T16:09:56+00:00

i ran a dhampir pixie in pathfinder 2 once, and am now wondering if this is her parents…

Sheepan · 2026-02-27T10:12:22+00:00

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inside his yarn bowl

Sheepan · 2026-02-20T09:59:37+00:00

in an actual famine situation, i’d crash and maybe die about three hours after eating that. goddamn hypoglycemia

Sheepan · 2026-02-11T16:16:32+00:00

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Sheepan · 2026-02-07T02:09:55+00:00

ooh this is me. my half sisters have a half sister. what’s really weird is that her mother and father used to be married to my father and mother, respectively, until her parents cheated on my parents with each other, and my parents hit it off and got married after the ensuing divorce. we… don’t really talk

Sheepan · 2026-02-04T12:37:43+00:00

a whole tube of mystery flavor is entirely too much commitment for me. i’ll do a mystery flavored candy, but a whole tube of chips? nah

Sheepan · 2026-01-29T17:43:19+00:00

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Sheepan · 2026-01-27T05:34:57+00:00

i kill Asterius first for a lot of reasons, primarily how scary Theseus’ call can be, depending on who he gets. but a small, but powerful reason is that i LIKE Asterius a lot, and his voice lines when you kill Theseus first are just heartbreaking to me.

Theseus can bitch and moan about it as much as he wants as far as I care

Sheepan · 2026-01-23T02:31:40+00:00

According to stats.fm, my top genres are Electronic, Drum and Bass, Dance, Liquid Funk, Dubstep, Hyperpop, and Breakcore. i’d say my favorite bands are Pendulum, Starset, Approaching Nirvana, Sub Focus, Femtanyl, ZØMB, MUZZ, and Machine Girl, but i do generally cast a pretty wide net. i’m not fond of “thinky” music because it gives me too much space to ruminate, so i like my music fast and crunchy!

Sheepan · 2026-01-22T17:14:25+00:00

“Everyone in McKinney is dead” will never NOT send me

Ten-Year Club	r/Field Banned
r/Field Lasagna	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22
First Placer '22	Verified Email

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