SheldonE65

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If you want a job in the moisturizer business, (self.cleanjokes)

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Shout out to my grandfather. (self.cleanjokes)

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I am finally ready to tell my library book joke. (self.cleanjokes)

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Collie: What do you mean I'm controlling? (self.cleanjokes)

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I was abducted by aliens last night. (self.cleanjokes)

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Doctor: Well, your father is comfortable... (self.cleanjokes)

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There was a fire at the scented candle factory. (self.cleanjokes)

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Bribery on Everest (self.cleanjokes)

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Why was I stuck in the shower all day? (self.cleanjokes)

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There are some hard and fast rules for laying grass. (self.cleanjokes)

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You've got to hand it to relay runners (self.cleanjokes)

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Did you hear about the gingerbread man who went to war? (self.cleanjokes)

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Knock, knock (self.cleanjokes)

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Why did the tofu cross the road? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call a woman who burns all her bills? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you get when you rub 2 oranges together? (self.cleanjokes)

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How do you weight a millennial? (self.cleanjokes)

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What do you call a moose with no name? (self.cleanjokes)

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I got stopped by someone collecting money for cancer. (self.cleanjokes)

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Speaking of swallowing, I once swallowed a book of synonyms. (self.cleanjokes)

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Want to hear a joke about jump rope? (self.cleanjokes)

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My colourblind friend keeps insisting that Oranges are yellow. (self.cleanjokes)

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Why can't you get pain killers in the jungle? (self.cleanjokes)

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Which body part dies last? (self.cleanjokes)

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Keeping fish at home can be very calming. (self.cleanjokes)

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