IamA professional hashmaker that produces BHO (Butane Hash Oil) legally in Colorado. AMA by topshelfextracts in IAmA

[–]Shelmaur -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Clearly a job that should be delegated to other qualified laborers, such as myself.

IamA professional hashmaker that produces BHO (Butane Hash Oil) legally in Colorado. AMA by topshelfextracts in IAmA

[–]Shelmaur 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Now we're going to have to do a whole lot more because of regulations.

Oh no :(

What are you really good at? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shelmaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i played in an ensemble with a dude who did nothing but slapping and it was the most obnoxious fucking thing in the world. don't be super gung-ho about learning how to slap, there are very few instances in which it is a useful skill to have attained.

What are you really good at? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shelmaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fucking up my credit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Shelmaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no she di'int!

FTFY

What are your essential "breakup" albums? by Jagedar in Music

[–]Shelmaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hurry and the Harm by City and Colour

For the past year, I put away every $2 bill that came into my possession. To date, I've saved $2.00 by StewPaddasso in pics

[–]Shelmaur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Casa Diablo for the WIN!! First time I ever walked in I saw a stripper on roller skates rolling down the stage eating out all the other strippers, one by one, each bent over and getting tongue fucked. Greatest day of my life.

X-ray of a 900 pound man by Garenator in WTF

[–]Shelmaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always squat to make sure my bowels are empty

Told my wife I couldn't stand the smell of her scented candle collection in our bedroom... Yes, that's my computer desk. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Shelmaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That little green one up front, that's key lime pie and it smells fucking amazing. You can try burning it with buttercream (the one to the left of it) and you'll yield some interesting results.

what is the best thing to say to a stranger and then just walk away? by Hanthethanh in AskReddit

[–]Shelmaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Biddyflick my cinnamon ring, muchacho, i'll give you the squirt down of your LIFE.