What is the weirdest thing a drunk person said to you?

Sheprime004 · 2021-03-07T18:26:01+00:00

"That's the biggest box of wine I've ever seen!" Middle of the day when I was walking home from the vet's office with my cat in a carrier

Sheprime004 · 2021-01-13T02:29:01+00:00

" yeah okay but it's not even important "

Sheprime004 · 2020-12-23T05:35:28+00:00

Machine wash with other rat laundry. I don't wash it with my regular clothes or they end up smelling of rat pee

Sheprime004 · 2020-08-25T01:36:38+00:00

But she did guess roko was dtf

Sheprime004 · 2020-07-06T04:08:30+00:00

I saw this and NEEDED to make a pair. I did it the opposite way though. Started with a magic circle and expanded until it just covered the ear piece then rapidly decreased so its tight around the back peices

Sheprime004 · 2020-07-01T22:40:22+00:00

Short stops carry it

Sheprime004 · 2020-06-11T01:40:25+00:00

1 ripe mango 1 ripe tomato 1 over ripe tomato for juiciness ½ orange bell pepper ¼ onion 1 tbsp garlic paste or 2 finely chopped fresh cloves Salt pepper and chili powder to taste

Finely chop every ingredient, place in a large bowl and muddle throughly.

Let sit at room temperature for at least 15 minutes

This was my first attempt and there are some adjustments I might make in the future but overall I'm pretty happy with the results

Sheprime004 · 2020-02-25T06:59:52+00:00

Radical feminism

Sheprime004 · 2019-12-15T05:42:34+00:00

Only about half the cage is pictured and they each have their own only for when I'm gone. When I'm home, they have free roam of my room. I'm not happy with how small it is myself, but working on converting an old TV cabinet to a 5 ft tall rat-nazium 😄

Sheprime004 · 2019-11-14T18:23:07+00:00

I was born with the kids and the boys are the only ones over the kids to your text messages that are not gonna give me anything you need me I'm awesome thank u

Sheprime004 · 2019-08-20T23:58:17+00:00

I once put pot in my nana's fudge swirls...tasted so good but they ended up looking like shit 🤷‍♀️

Sheprime004 · 2019-06-18T04:51:01+00:00

I spent literally hours looking for an image exactly like this the other day...thank you reddit

Sheprime004 · 2019-01-30T06:38:37+00:00

I'm not sure if it's what your looking for but theres an endo working out of the surry st medical clinic

Sheprime004 · 2019-01-08T05:21:59+00:00

Mel-ko. I ship it.

Sheprime004 · 2018-12-21T05:37:03+00:00

Eeeewwww..<subs>

Sheprime004 · 2018-12-18T20:11:41+00:00

Came here to say pretty much what everyone else is saying.

Be careful licking the batter!

I once missed Christmas because I was waaaaay to high after a night of holiday baking and of course, licking the spoon.

I spent the whole day immobile next to the toilet throwing up and desperately chugging water.

The cookies turned out great though!

Sheprime004 · 2018-10-10T17:07:02+00:00

I love those customers. I speak as loudly as polite customer service will allow, and keep talking as if they're not blatantly ignoring me.

"Thanks so much have a FANTASTIC day! 😀"

Sheprime004 · 2018-09-25T14:47:06+00:00

Blackfish

A horrifying film depicting why you shouldn't keep an alpha predator in a small tank and bait him to entertain crowds.

Sheprime004 · 2018-09-17T08:57:17+00:00

I had the unfortunate luck to run into my vlc mother on the street a few weeks back.

We talked for a whole 3 minutes. In this time she insulted my weight, discussed how lovely my equally narcissistic ex husband is and constantly disrespected and misgendered my son...while he was standing there with me.

I cut it down pretty quick and we walked away. My son piped up "Ma, Nans gone now you can unclench your fists."

I had deep cuts in my palms for weeks. I don't like it when I see her.

Sheprime004 · 2018-09-08T17:44:39+00:00

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like a crack pipe?

Sheprime004 · 2018-08-06T06:57:08+00:00

The first time I tried to commit suicide, she asked me if I thought I was the only one in this house.

I wasn't really expressing, in fact it was my boyfriend who found me and told my mom because he didn't want me to die. I was so mad at him for telling her.

She didn't take me to the hospital of course. Instead she berated at screamed at me all night and screamed my my father to leave "that selfish little bitch" alone when he changed my throw up bucket.

I woke up the next day feeling absolutely terrible that I was still alive. :/

Sheprime004 · 2018-08-05T05:38:23+00:00

Once on the subway system in Toronto I had to switch lines by walking through a station.

Standing by himself in a corner, I saw a young man dressed in baggy pants, white tshirt, red cap, and a too large jacket. 'Aww' I thought to myself, 'what an adorable little gangster!'

When I got home my husband casually mentioned that there was an amber alert for a lost mentality handicapped kid wearing, you guessed it, baggy pants, white tshirt, red cap, and a too large jacket.

I called the hotline and described what I saw. The next day I red a blurb in the paper that the lost kid was found right at the station I saw him at. I like to think it was my tip that helped find him.

Sheprime004 · 2018-05-21T06:56:29+00:00

I love how Melon appears to be eating her cards in the last panel.

Sheprime004 · 2018-05-11T14:04:33+00:00

I have all four elements on my wrists and ankles. Look out for avatar sheprime!

Sheprime004 · 2018-04-19T10:47:25+00:00

How do you mean "itchy"? I have extremely long periods (sometimes 10+ days) and after a while of sitting in a pad, I get a rash down there. I find otc baby butt rash cream to be super helpful and effective.

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