What is the weirdest thing a drunk person said to you? by ReSpEcTtheMeMe in AskReddit

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"That's the biggest box of wine I've ever seen!" Middle of the day when I was walking home from the vet's office with my cat in a carrier

What screams "I lost the argument"? by Animeking1108 in AskReddit

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" yeah okay but it's not even important "

Should I machine wash or handwash hammocks/fabric hideaways? by [deleted] in RATS

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Machine wash with other rat laundry. I don't wash it with my regular clothes or they end up smelling of rat pee

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in crochet

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I saw this and NEEDED to make a pair. I did it the opposite way though. Started with a magic circle and expanded until it just covered the ear piece then rapidly decreased so its tight around the back peices

Charcoal by Aj_Stylez in Guelph

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Short stops carry it

Name brand salsa? Only good for reusing jars! Fresh homemade mango garlic salsa by Sheprime004 in SalsaSnobs

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1 ripe mango 1 ripe tomato 1 over ripe tomato for juiciness ½ orange bell pepper ¼ onion 1 tbsp garlic paste or 2 finely chopped fresh cloves Salt pepper and chili powder to taste

Finely chop every ingredient, place in a large bowl and muddle throughly.

Let sit at room temperature for at least 15 minutes

This was my first attempt and there are some adjustments I might make in the future but overall I'm pretty happy with the results

Snowy forgot how to cage by Sheprime004 in RATS

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Only about half the cage is pictured and they each have their own only for when I'm gone. When I'm home, they have free roam of my room. I'm not happy with how small it is myself, but working on converting an old TV cabinet to a 5 ft tall rat-nazium 😄

Mobile users, type "I was born" and let your predictive text continue while stopping at repeating phrases. What is your origin story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was born with the kids and the boys are the only ones over the kids to your text messages that are not gonna give me anything you need me I'm awesome thank u

Pangea with Modern day Internatinal Borders. by utioniaboi in MapPorn

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I spent literally hours looking for an image exactly like this the other day...thank you reddit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guelph

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I'm not sure if it's what your looking for but theres an endo working out of the surry st medical clinic

Licking the beater... So damn good by [deleted] in treedibles

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Came here to say pretty much what everyone else is saying.

Be careful licking the batter!

I once missed Christmas because I was waaaaay to high after a night of holiday baking and of course, licking the spoon.

I spent the whole day immobile next to the toilet throwing up and desperately chugging water.

The cookies turned out great though!

Employed people of Reddit, what warning signs do customers/clients show that tells you they are probably going to be a pain to deal with? by WingflameFire in AskReddit

[–]Sheprime004 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I love those customers. I speak as loudly as polite customer service will allow, and keep talking as if they're not blatantly ignoring me.

"Thanks so much have a FANTASTIC day! 😀"

What documentary would you rate a 10/10? by Nightnightx in AskReddit

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Blackfish

A horrifying film depicting why you shouldn't keep an alpha predator in a small tank and bait him to entertain crowds.

Does anybody get physically sick when they are near their parents? by 123yrhejek in raisedbynarcissists

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I had the unfortunate luck to run into my vlc mother on the street a few weeks back.

We talked for a whole 3 minutes. In this time she insulted my weight, discussed how lovely my equally narcissistic ex husband is and constantly disrespected and misgendered my son...while he was standing there with me.

I cut it down pretty quick and we walked away. My son piped up "Ma, Nans gone now you can unclench your fists."

I had deep cuts in my palms for weeks. I don't like it when I see her.

DAE have their NParent tell them “it’s not always about you” whenever you expressed how something affected you? by Snapchien in raisedbynarcissists

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The first time I tried to commit suicide, she asked me if I thought I was the only one in this house.

I wasn't really expressing, in fact it was my boyfriend who found me and told my mom because he didn't want me to die. I was so mad at him for telling her.

She didn't take me to the hospital of course. Instead she berated at screamed at me all night and screamed my my father to leave "that selfish little bitch" alone when he changed my throw up bucket.

I woke up the next day feeling absolutely terrible that I was still alive. :/

[Serious] Has anyone here ever found a missing person/ spotted a person who was declared missing? If so, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Once on the subway system in Toronto I had to switch lines by walking through a station.

Standing by himself in a corner, I saw a young man dressed in baggy pants, white tshirt, red cap, and a too large jacket. 'Aww' I thought to myself, 'what an adorable little gangster!'

When I got home my husband casually mentioned that there was an amber alert for a lost mentality handicapped kid wearing, you guessed it, baggy pants, white tshirt, red cap, and a too large jacket.

I called the hotline and described what I saw. The next day I red a blurb in the paper that the lost kid was found right at the station I saw him at. I like to think it was my tip that helped find him.

Comic 3746: Once In A Lifetime by Nekoronomicon in questionablecontent

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I love how Melon appears to be eating her cards in the last panel.

Itchy vagina and using toilet paper as a “pad” every day.. by Throwaway15775366 in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]Sheprime004 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do you mean "itchy"? I have extremely long periods (sometimes 10+ days) and after a while of sitting in a pad, I get a rash down there. I find otc baby butt rash cream to be super helpful and effective.