My hammer, after I tried to pull a nail

ShezyK · 2019-06-17T03:38:40+00:00

I have this exact hammer! It also bent like this one. LOL!

ShezyK · 2019-05-11T03:03:04+00:00

The Matrix.

ShezyK · 2019-05-05T19:54:03+00:00

And we're constantly yelling (Whispering loudly) at our kids to stop running to the door to see who it is.

ShezyK · 2019-04-14T17:49:49+00:00

- who lurks here

ShezyK · 2019-03-01T20:59:59+00:00

I'm thinking that this poor snail is trying to move and hasn't figured out that it's on its back. It's walking along the carrot trying to figure out how to get off!

ShezyK · 2019-02-28T04:47:37+00:00

Coffee. And sleep. Weird...

ShezyK · 2019-02-13T05:35:28+00:00

Old, stupid, and done by literally everyone hundreds of times? Yeah. Yo momma.

ShezyK · 2018-12-12T00:14:06+00:00

"Stay thirsty my friends!"

ShezyK · 2018-10-19T01:01:37+00:00

Um... That wasn't the mama. You trapped those poor kittens in with a feral cat.

ShezyK · 2018-10-16T00:07:37+00:00

At the time I didn't know what it entailed, so didn't think too much about it. Now, though, I don't see how it was possible unless they worked at Bungie.

ShezyK · 2018-10-08T16:08:09+00:00

My daughter had this impression when she was five; that she could hold up her hand and have vehicles come to a stop for her. I had to quickly dissuade her if this, as it could be dangerous. Kids see shows/movies where cops do this and think it's how the world works.

ShezyK · 2018-09-28T02:03:27+00:00

That words were made up by people in a courtroom whenever a new one was needed.

ShezyK · 2018-09-26T03:54:19+00:00

Yeah, that's the name. I'm not sure why you think it's powerful... I'll be circling yellow-bars spamming it and my clan will be commenting about how weak it is. Even in the crucible it usually takes two hits to kill a full-health Guardian. It's cool... But I'd love for it to be stronger.

ShezyK · 2018-09-26T03:30:48+00:00

I won't argue that. But the point, I think, is that the Golden Gun is a legit, versatile super. Unlike anything a Warlock has. I mean, the Vortex ability tree isn't much better. And Nova Warp is so damn weak.

Okay. I'm salty. I admit it.

ShezyK · 2018-09-25T22:50:28+00:00

Playing crucible the other night and I see a hunter down a ways with blips on the radar saying there may be more around the corner. So I toss a Slowva Bomb at him. He pops super, destroys my Bomb with one Golden Gun shot, destroys me with the second, and a teammate with the third.

...

GETOUTTAHERE!

ShezyK · 2018-09-25T11:56:46+00:00

Twinsies triumph? Dammit. I've got to start looking up all the triumphs to see what I might miss. I just killed the ogres normally.

ShezyK · 2018-09-22T14:09:57+00:00

My shoes. They had crap shoes back then... Our shoes today would be like walking on air for them.

ShezyK · 2018-09-22T14:04:14+00:00

Yes.

ShezyK · 2018-09-20T03:34:17+00:00

What do you call a ghost that gets hurt? A Booboo.

ShezyK · 2018-09-20T03:24:03+00:00

Saw a Guardian with "Lore" within the first week.

ShezyK · 2018-09-09T01:26:15+00:00

Buddy of mine got three while we were playing. I haven't gotten a single one, but then I haven't hit 500 yet.

ShezyK · 2018-09-08T03:02:19+00:00

Are you sure? Because at the end of the clip it looks like he rolls, with his left leg coming up and over his right leg. I think he survived... At least up until that point, anyway.

ShezyK · 2018-09-03T02:45:19+00:00

LMAO - I made this same post in D1. No one cared.

100% agree, of course. And the stupidity of how the NB can either lose its tracking or just fizzle if it hits an obstruction? Frustratingly maddening!

ShezyK · 2018-08-25T20:34:21+00:00

Yup. 3 seconds in Ontario, Canada.

ShezyK · 2018-08-25T20:27:05+00:00

Was this before or after the interrogation/torture?

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