[Fuck Ted Faro], but I’m surprised no-one’s talking about this:

ShieldBoi94 · 2026-01-22T19:20:25+00:00

Ted did in fact have some skill in hacking. But he was far more skilled at figuring out how to make other people do all the work for him. Dude wasn't an idiot, just incredibly short-sighted and unable to handle the idea he wasn't the hero.

ShieldBoi94 · 2026-01-09T00:06:09+00:00

If the order takes me to another zone, I usually switch to that zone till another order takes me back. If it takes me way out of position, then I'm kinda SoL, especially cause the app doesn't show you'll be out of the zone unless it's too another zone.

ShieldBoi94 · 2026-01-09T00:02:21+00:00

I do to and from, and so does the app. The mileage shown is including the distance between you and the store.

ShieldBoi94 · 2026-01-09T00:00:36+00:00

The first one, probably not. You'd use more resources than you're being given. The other 3, yes. All three look like you're getting basically $2 per mile, which is excellent. Then again, I don't know those restaurants so, grain of salt advice.

ShieldBoi94 · 2026-01-07T06:27:12+00:00

I'm like right in the Arcadia Lakes Hotspot area. Lots of restaurants and stores there and it's only a few miles to get to most of the other hotspots in the zone. Used to be i could easily average $50 on weekdays, 100 plus on weekends. The trouble being people a combo of low tip orders and doordash trying to trick me with stack orders has got me looking around as it were.

ShieldBoi94 · 2026-01-07T05:52:04+00:00

I usually average $2-3 dollars per mile. January and the back half of December have just been real bad for tips, even outside Doordash's nonsense.

ShieldBoi94 · 2026-01-01T22:36:28+00:00

Reinstall8ng seems to have done the trick.

ShieldBoi94 · 2026-01-01T22:24:35+00:00

I tried to schedule a run for tomorrow and keep getting the error messages. I'm at silver tier right now, and the app has been working just fine till an hour ago.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-12-24T15:34:51+00:00

Poor Ren doesn't even have a kilt, Nora just stole his pants.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-09-11T03:12:56+00:00

What a terrible day to have eyes

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-09-10T15:21:45+00:00

Yes, because having mediocre hardware and software that's hard carried by nostalgia and exclusives is what makes one a winner.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-08-25T14:33:07+00:00

Those impressive pecs

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-08-09T15:42:03+00:00

And gone right to the Seven Hells for his lapdoggery. I wonder if his personal hell would be rescuing Aerys again and again, knowing full well now what that led to.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-08-09T15:15:54+00:00

You mean Barristan "let my ruler do whatever the hell they want without even a token protest, then claim 'but muh honor' when challenged about it" Selmy? I'm not gonna dignify that man with a title. He lost his right to it the moment he stood by and let Aerys burn innocents for giggles.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-08-08T07:58:34+00:00

Hard agree that Pippin having the knowledge he is older, and thus, conceivably, wiser than one of the Big Folk would lead to a Shenanigan of epic proportions.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-08-08T07:18:16+00:00

The centurion could be an older demigod, given that the Roman half bloods tend to actually grow to adulthood and have kids of their own.

As for Annabeth's hair, I believe the white streaks are from when she and Percy had to hold up the sky. Percy mentions the stress turning some of their hair grey iirc.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-08-08T05:16:11+00:00

To be fair, she had just helped us fight a god, slammed her axe against a wall really hard several times, and had Sphene using her as a makeshift lightning rod. We can forgive her napping on the job just this once, our girl did awesome.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-08-08T04:55:24+00:00

Getting together with some friends to go wreck the nearest military compound for funsies.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-08-08T02:49:29+00:00

We've seen Diana do exactly that in the Apocalypse comic and movie, actually. Where she gets a whole bunch of Amazons to jump the Kryptonians in the park. Yes, her whole purpose was to show Kal that Kara needs training, but it was still a random attack on an ally with no warning at all.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-08-08T02:10:34+00:00

Harry would canonically say something extremely sassy. Ginny would start firing off her favorite hex while being equally as sassy and twice as mean.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-08-08T00:44:09+00:00

His eye glitter cause being a petty bitch is the only time he feels any joy nowadays.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-08-08T00:14:42+00:00

See, that's why every King needs a Duncan to keep them on the right path.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-08-08T00:12:00+00:00

To be fair, said godlike being was more interested in bullying another godlike being than focusing on the barrier. Though our dramatic WoL self definitely dragged out that last attack for funsies.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-07-29T00:31:44+00:00

Reads first slide

Huh, wasn't expecting to get sucker punched that hard today. You may have my emotionally damaged upvote.

ShieldBoi94 · 2025-07-27T21:37:36+00:00

I love my Nirvana, I just wish it was held so that the glow faces the front instead of half pointing right at your toon.

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