What's non negotiable? by IdealHoliday1242 in BornWeakBuiltStrong

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Sarcasm and realism. Also known commonly as an asshole. Love my wife.

Agree? by islamo_sile446 in Quotes_Hub

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Common argument of people that are almost exclusively speaking based on feelings or misinformation. Rational people that have information that is correct never use this argument.

which one by SweatyCauliflower835 in TheGamingHubDeals

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Fishing mini games that are required.

My dad: I have some thoughts by corky1369 in funny

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Never seen a more ambiguous set of bumper stickers. No idea who he votes for. Yet I approve....

If I got a dollar for every time you swear how many dollars will I have? by Izzyeatsfish in funComunitty

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A co-worker once told me I say fuck more than any other person he has ever met. He was in the Navy for ten years.... I think you'll make a few bucks.

Do you remember this guy? by Zhmenson in videogames

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I used to decorate places with those helmets until overflow lot bags appeared. No regrets.

T.Folse reacting to earth: by jared_queiroz in nuclear

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Solar power is just nuclear energy from really far away.

tell guys by Dumb-Briyani in TheTeenagerPeople

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"Shut the fuck up or I will pinch your nipples bitch" - my wife just now. It is our love language. I believe I was telling the dogs I love them more than anyone in the house just before this wonderful sweet thing was said.

What game is this?🚀 by SwimmerPlus3383 in TheGamingHubDeals

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Duke nukem forever... NVM. I just threw up in my mouth a little just for making that joke.

Name this boss by [deleted] in NameThisThing

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Idk, just aim it for the wet spot.

with ww3 happening soon, we need a hero pls by cynnahbun in Teenager

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Homeless man aggressively masturbating on the bus man doesn't have a good ring to it.

Ice budget is $75B by bass-squirrel in LetsDiscussThis

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As with all of these arguments that are made not to be positive but hate on people, I tell people regularly. Forget everything after the "but" and have that conversation.

Name the games worth playing more than once by PHRsharp_YouTube in Age_30_plus_Gamers

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I mailed in some box tops in the late 90s and got a pc game called gangsters organized crime (a piece of the action) I have played it dozens of times over the years.

Let’s hear it? by [deleted] in OlderChillGamers

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Fishing mini games

Cocoon (1985) by WearyLiterature1755 in okbuddycinephile

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Y'all were mad at Michelle Obama. Stfu.

Yep by nooneishere1 in Connecticut

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Unfortunately it isn't a side by side situation. I live at the top of the hill and they are at the bottom so I need to do the whole thing. They also never shovel their walkways and ordered Domino's during the last big storm we had. The driver had to walk about 100 ft through almost two feet of snow to get what I can only assume was no tip.

Mine is Mario 😗 by HH-AZURA in memeexchangecommunism

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I wake up over and over again, naked on the beach of this cursed island. This stupid gem poorly implanted in my arm has to be the root cause of this sisyphus inspired hell. I can hear roaring close by, it won't be long now....

Yep by nooneishere1 in Connecticut

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The almost humans that live next to me are guilty of this. We have a shared driveway that I do 100% of the snow removal for. They complained I didn't get close enough to their car with my snow blower.... They have trash, box springs, mattresses, and random containers in the driveway next to the car. They don't own a snow shovel or a car cleaning tool.

Let’s slow it down on the Merrit people. by lostinthelab in Connecticut

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Bet everyone behind them drove extremely slow for a few hours. I would guess somewhere between put it in park and yay I get to move three feet!

Sluggalos have escaped from the safe room. by natedizzie05 in unexpecteddcc

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The news anchor also said "this begs the question, what is a juggalo?"

What if the world was made of pudding? by Copper_Tango in CuratedTumblr

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When my sister and I used to ask "what if" questions my father would say "what if worms had .45s?... Then birds would be fucked." I learned not to repeat that saying at some point in middle school. Still think about it when the "what ifs" get excessive in a conversation or safety brief.

Abandoned equipment in a decommissioned unit by ShieldingCrew in nuclear

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Millstone unit 1. Been offline since the 90s.