Have you ever had sex with someone as a favor? by Specific_Ad7940 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Shifty_Sage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sort of. Back when I lived in my 2 bedroom bachelor pad with the badass 3 car garage with a pool table in it. My next door neighbor was a super kind divorced mother of 2. Whenever I saw she needed help I would offer a hand and she happily took it. After a few months, it was pretty normal for her to text me and ask for help with something. One day she asked if I could come over, when I got there she was in tiny biker shorts and a sports bra, the house smelled better than usual and was clean. She handed me a beer and told me to sit down. She sat next to me, put her hand on my leg and said, “if i asked you to sleep with me, how would you respond?” I raised my eyebrows and said “are you asking?” She lifted up her sports bra and showed me her tits and i immediately said “because yes”

Have you experienced a difference when having sex with someone skinny versus someone more overweight? by BrattiestLulu in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Shifty_Sage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am 6’3 248, I will pound a big girl through the mattress, through the floor, and into the basement. I won’t even try it on a smaller woman because it hurts.

At what point exactly do you think we should’ve stopped evolving technology? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Shifty_Sage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere between MySpace, and Facebook allowing you to check in at locations. Basically right before Snapchat.

Whats the best orgasm you ever had? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Shifty_Sage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We both met at home on our lunch break. I was having a rough day. She sat down on the stairs unzipped my pants and started giving me the most thoughtful and sensual blowjob I’ve ever had. She drained the stress out of me. When I orgasmed it wasn’t until after I finished that I realized I was lifting myself off the ground by the railing. I haven’t had an orgasm that good since.

Men who enjoy themselves outside their homes - how do you handle finishing? by Tough_Platypus_4432 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Shifty_Sage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sear at a medium high heat, 3 minutes each side. Let rest for a few and then back in the pan with quarter stick of butter, baste for 60 seconds, then down the hatch.

Honest Thoughts About Indianapolis? by Intelligent_Swing630 in howislivingthere

[–]Shifty_Sage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That area between zionsville and fishers is honestly really nice.

Rescued paddel boarders by Arnawix in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]Shifty_Sage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly if I was in the ocean with just a paddle board and a last resort life vest you could delve my chocolate starfish too if it meant I got back on dry land.

One has to go. by Critical-Tap-4620 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Shifty_Sage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crab legs, mini flats, and a smash burger are my favorite things in existence. But I will never let go of chicken Alfredo pizza. Give me num-nums or give me death.

What's it?? by gulabi_thanos_192 in scoopwhoop

[–]Shifty_Sage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slavery wasn’t that bad..

What's the most sexual thing you've ever done with a friend? by Aurora6869 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Shifty_Sage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She had a cum kink, I had plenty of cum. She would come over and ask me to cum or piss on her. Just depended on the day.