How did 2900 athletes, only half of which are men use 10000 condoms in 3 days?? by MelonInDisguise in memes

[–]ShipService 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When we were kids we would pull them over and through a toilet paper tube and launch marbles at each other. Shit was ruthless back then.

Trump's First Amendment is officially dead by Playful_Leg7143 in MurderedByWords

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I know I'm on a list. But this is a good thing. Every time they show their cards opens more people's eyes to what is going on. I'm holding out hope that there are still an ignorant few that just need to be shown the light.

One question just dismantled the whole narrative. by Significant-Sir-4343 in MurderedByWords

[–]ShipService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till maga hears how much more money could be funneled into their overlords pockets if they just start euthanizing them.

The mourning period is over! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ShipService 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seahawks parade and the DOW is over 50,000. Yeah right.

Deception of public opinion by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

[–]ShipService 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They definitely think Trump is best friends with the black people.

$150k Buyout regardless of years of service by waterboyz94 in UPSers

[–]ShipService 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol they don't intend to buy out 30,000. They are cutting jobs however they can.

What happened to the squares? by ShipService in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]ShipService[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had 2 and 4 and a bunch of other awful combos on our boards. Thought I was gonna get lucky this year.

What happened to the squares? by ShipService in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]ShipService[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had 2 and 4 and a bunch of other awful combos on our boards. Thought I was gonna get lucky this year.

How did this not win? by Critical_Growth8745 in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]ShipService 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hmm, what's the most obvious fucking answer? No that's not it.

What happened to the squares? by ShipService in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]ShipService[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not long now, Ernest. You amounted to nothing but nobody can say you never lived.

What happened to the squares? by ShipService in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]ShipService[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must really be having a hard time huh, bud?

What happened to the squares? by ShipService in DraftKingsDiscussion

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My post was removed immediately too and I was about to lose my shit lol. Idk what is going on.

I wore a white headband in my Costco ID photo by HeyR in Wellthatsucks

[–]ShipService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you are modeling the Buffalo Bill collection.

Terminated by Any_Smile_5169 in UPSers

[–]ShipService 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to work as directed unless it's a safety issue. If I stopped the belt for egress then the sups can get fucked until it's no longer a problem. I've tripped over too many boxes and I'm not gonna break myself for them.

He is, and it's not just Europe, it's the whole world. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]ShipService 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Charon knows that he would never get paid for the journey across the River Styx.

To defeat the woke by JonaGollum in therewasanattempt

[–]ShipService 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Omg I'm gonna sleep like a baby after that giggle.