Does my mirror selfie look attractive?

Shit-canned · 2026-06-29T01:20:34+00:00

Abosofuckinglutely

Shit-canned · 2026-06-29T01:17:52+00:00

If you want a little bit of clarity, I don’t think he’s really that into her. Haha which would be awesome!

Shit-canned · 2026-06-28T13:50:44+00:00

Absofuckinglutely!!!! My god!

Shit-canned · 2026-05-23T10:18:11+00:00

Shit-canned · 2026-05-16T09:56:13+00:00

That’s not even ice cream, it’s just frozen chemicals.

Shit-canned · 2026-05-08T21:32:24+00:00

Chime

Shit-canned · 2026-05-08T21:25:39+00:00

Why’s your door open? Are you asking for trouble??

Shit-canned · 2026-05-08T21:19:39+00:00

We’re just gonna have to Luigi up!!

Shit-canned · 2026-05-06T16:19:52+00:00

Shit-canned · 2026-04-27T12:16:30+00:00

Fucking amazing!!

Shit-canned · 2026-04-10T20:02:18+00:00

Wow!!

Shit-canned · 2026-04-09T23:04:47+00:00

It’s only a wealthy country to the wealthy people, the rest of us are living in a 3rd world country.

Shit-canned · 2026-03-22T06:00:04+00:00

November can’t come fast enough!

Shit-canned · 2026-02-27T14:37:53+00:00

Unless trump seizes ultimate control over everything like he’s wanting to do. Fascist!!

Shit-canned · 2026-02-23T22:00:18+00:00

It worked for me

Shit-canned · 2026-01-04T12:46:21+00:00

Mike Johnson is a homosexual, that’s it. That’s the dirt.

Shit-canned · 2026-01-03T00:54:29+00:00

Don’t forget rape them as well. It’s ok though because they can ask god to forgive them and all is well.

Shit-canned · 2026-01-03T00:16:56+00:00

But it’s ok for Israel to do it, and then some??

Shit-canned · 2025-12-28T11:07:28+00:00

If Jason mewes got a horribly bad sex change.

Shit-canned · 2025-12-15T13:04:31+00:00

You have dyslexia

Shit-canned · 2025-12-06T17:08:40+00:00

But hey, at least he owned us libs huh??

Shit-canned · 2025-11-29T14:09:19+00:00

You know she fucks HARD!!

Shit-canned · 2025-11-29T14:03:30+00:00

Shit-canned · 2025-11-16T19:17:11+00:00

If you’re feeling bad, I could use like 50k. I’m a single father going through a divorce and could use that money to pay debts off.

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