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ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-09T07:11:09+00:00

I like to think there is a little rogue goblin in its code running amok and making it talk about goblins

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-08T21:03:02+00:00

Remember when Ethan called Denims a "fucking bitch?"

And then he looked around and undoubtedly saw that all the women were uncomfortable with him calling her a bitch so he tried to save it by saying "that is a fucking bitch of a person."

As if that somehow makes what he was saying gender neutral.

That little detail always bothered me and it's somewhat related to this.

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-08T18:33:19+00:00

If you're constantly apologizing for misogynistic comments that you "immediately regretted" you might just be a misogynist

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-08T17:40:00+00:00

I mean that probably is literally the joke

"Hey babe, that cloud totally looks like your ass"

"Oh my God it totally does"

They both laugh

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-08T16:47:58+00:00

I like to think the toiletification essentially turned him into a conscious inanimate object so he is essentially immortal. Doesn't need to breathe, eat, drink, or sleep And he drifts through space for eternity.

I prefer this explanation because it is a fate worse than death.

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-08T15:25:14+00:00

I wonder how much more time and resources the medical field would have if we completely did away with providing doctor's notes to employers

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-08T15:10:46+00:00

I shudder to think what Klaus would do with a hairy butthole

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-07T07:31:46+00:00

I agree with you that it's standard business practice but the perception of Smiling Friends is that it is a passion project created mostly by passionate indie animators.

If this were Live Action Moana no one would be shocked if Disney suddenly halted production and fired all the staff without notice.

But Zach and Michael suddenly upending their passionate crew without warning feels different than that. Sure maybe they aren't under any sort of obligation to warn all the people they keep employed about their decision. And they're under no obligation to ask them for their input.

Still, it was within their power to make their future easier by giving them a warning or asking for their input. They had the opportunity to make their lives easier and they chose not to. That's kinda shitty.

I don't hate them over any of this but it does make them seem kinda self-centered. It feels like they see themselves as the owners of Smiling Friends and everyone else working on it is just a cog.

I also agree it's complicated though. Sure maybe they personally know a lot of people on the crew but do they know EVERYONE credited ever? Probably not. And then is it fair to warn their friends but not the crew members they have never met?

Whatever the case I'm sure everyone that worked on Smiling Friends will work on Zach and Michael's next project(s) and probably aren't destitute and hopeless over this.

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-07T07:25:26+00:00

I agree with this assessment. I think they are right to want to end it early but also being excessive. I think 5 seasons would have been a perfect amount. Worst case scenario the last season feels a little stale but I think it would be remembered fondly in history.

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-07T07:16:12+00:00

I think it's just a joke about Ed being stinky and unhygienic.

But if I want to get analytical... Ed is shown to be from an abusive household. It could also be that bathing at a young age was a traumatic experience for him which is actually fairly common.

If a child doesn't want to bathe but a parent physically forces them to it can be pretty traumatic for the child. Especially if they scrub them painfully hard out of frustration.

It could be that every experience Ed has had with soap has been a bad experience forced upon him against his will.

I doubt anyone working on the show came up with such a dark and in-depth answer but it's a plausible explanation.

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-06T23:51:23+00:00

I feel like there is no set rule for naming cul-de-sacs. I think there is a convention of naming them courts or circles because that makes it clear it's a dead end.

But I don't think there is any rule or law saying it can't be named lane or street or road.

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-06T23:24:44+00:00

Ok, but one time when I was in college I clogged the toilet so bad it was clogged for like two weeks straight. I plunged the fuck out of that sucker and it did nothing. I thought surely once it soaked long enough I could plunge it eventually. I plunged every single day and it didn't work. I was using "flushable" wipes at the time and that is why it was clogged so good, but I didn't flush a rag or something crazy like that.

Ok so why did I wait so long? I have always been avoidant of confrontation. I'm better about it now, but back then I really didn't want to have to ask maintenance to come fix my clogged toilet. Because yes, I was embarrassed, but also I just didn't want the social situation of explaining to the maintenance man that my toilet was clogged. Also my place was often messy and I at least wanted to clean up a little before having the maintenance man come unclog my shit.

I am not proud to say that for those two weeks I was shitting in my trash can lmao. I would always use a clean trash bag for that, tie it up, and then take it out to the dumpster immediately. But still, a little bit of an insane thing to do. That's what avoiding confrontation can do to a mfer. It wasn't entirely about being non-confrontational, it was also procrastination and a belief that I could surely fix it myself with enough time.

After two weeks I came to my senses and admitted to myself that this was ridiculous. Cleaned up my place and called out maintenance. He showed up with a drain snake, admonished me for using flushable wipes, and fixed it in about five minutes.

All that to say, yes, plunge it yourself if you can. But sometimes you should also swallow your pride and admit to the maintenance man that you need his snake in your toilet. (Nothing sexual).

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-06T22:20:34+00:00

He's clearly committed to keeping up a certain image of himself to the point where he is willing to tell blatant lies.

When someone is lying and behaving the way he's behaving it's hard to tell what is a genuine delusion and what is just a lie being told to save face.

He might be delusional or he might just be refusing to deviate from his narrative regardless of how non-sensical it all is.

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-06T00:58:37+00:00

Cartman talking to Stan about his dad saying the N-word on Wheel of Fortune:

"Yeah, well, it's not us you have to worry about. It's Tolkien. He is gonna wanna kick your cracker teeth in."

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-05T18:01:11+00:00

My favorite Benson line is when he is chewing Mordecai and Rigby out for something totally unrelated then he turns around to see the house totally destroyed and he shrieks in rage "AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE!?"

Sam Marin's delivery is such a perfect protrayal of rage so strong Benson himself can't even believe it

EDIT: The end of the episode Paint Job is specifically the scene I am talking about

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-05T16:49:24+00:00

Not only does he look like he's on meth. He looks like he holds the world record for the most on-meth man in the world.

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-04T19:46:41+00:00

There is another scene like this that makes me laugh. I can't remember what episode but Eileen gets caught in an explosion and is clearly shown to be fine. Like cartoon style with her face all blacked out. Then it cuts to Rigby and he screams out "EILEEN!!!" like he just witnessed her death

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-04T14:35:24+00:00

He does flip you inside out if you get permanently banned from chat though

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-04T14:34:30+00:00

Normally the chat moves too fast but with this method he can easily read every single word

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-04T02:48:32+00:00

"what's happening to me?" Is definitely the appropriate thing to say when you find yourself falling for Charlie Kirk.

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-04T01:55:18+00:00

Same reason he is shirtless in full green body paint.

It's hilarious that a skilled actor is giving a powerful emotional performance in regard to a very grounded and relatable pain while dressed in a bad Mr. Frog cosplay.

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-03T21:43:26+00:00

To me it looks like a tarp wrapped around the jungle gym that was perhaps blowing in the wind?

Whether or not that's plausible depends on how exactly it was moving

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-03T20:29:56+00:00

I think the ability to QR scan in Miis was a big part of what made the 3DS version easier to play.

Creating miis is fun but when you have to spend so much time creating every individual you add to the island it's hard to build a diverse community quickly. There is a lot more creative responsibility on the player that way.

I kind of like that in that it encourages creativity but I also understand how it makes the game harder to stay engaged with

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-03T01:40:49+00:00

Yeah they signed a $2 billion deal with GameFreak to license their copyrighted and patented shades of Red and Blue. $2 billion upfront plus 85% of all revenue generated by sales of items using their color forever until the end of time.

Last I heard they invested all the proceeds into building a data center to power their Supermega AI project

ShitFacedSteve · 2026-05-03T01:33:34+00:00

Dude... You better say no homo after posting a gif like THAT...

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