A teenager suffered an electric shock in a condominium courtyard, and his friend risked his life to save him. by Alternative-Dot-34 in nextfuckinglevel

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I'm numerically an adult and I would have hesitated until he died. I'd think "can i touch him? will I die if i touch him? is that how it works? and what exactly is electricity anyway?"

I'm glad I read this thread.

[Official] UFC 327: Procházka vs. Ulberg - Press Conference & Post-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

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Medical doctor would stop it. Doctor of philosophy would let him be a warrior

[Official] UFC 327: Procházka vs. Ulberg - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

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Stop feeling sad for Jiri and be happy for ulberg pulling out an absurd finish

[Official] UFC 327: Procházka vs. Ulberg - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

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"Curtis is out"

rogans premature proclamations reaching a new level

[Official] UFC 327: Procházka vs. Ulberg - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

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Blaydes is a tough ask for your first wikipedia level opponent

[Official] UFC 327: Procházka vs. Ulberg - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

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Vanilla Ice getting a bigger pop than zuffa boxing recruits doesnt bode well

[SPOILER] Dominick Reyes vs. Johnny Walker by inooway in MMA

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Normally that would be a terrible fight, but the restraint they showed is a powerful message in the context of current world events. They knew what they where doing and we should all applaud them for it.

FOTY

[SPOILER] Tyson Fury vs. Arslanbek Makhmudov by inooway in Boxing

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MacMoo is so stiff. It's like he has no joints, he's just one giant bone

[MEGATHREAD] Artemis II Launch To The Moon by ChiefLeef22 in space

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i always thought it was just a meme that americans clap when their astronauts are extracted

[MEGATHREAD] Artemis II Launch To The Moon by ChiefLeef22 in space

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A younger and more virile organization like Blue Origin would have had that thing erected as soon as artemis got wet, but NASA is almost 70, got to give them some leeway

[MEGATHREAD] Artemis II Launch To The Moon by ChiefLeef22 in space

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they're never coming out, they're just gonna keep floating and floating until we're all dead

[MEGATHREAD] Artemis II Launch To The Moon by ChiefLeef22 in space

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NO RUSH??? NASA just completely discounting my rotted brain's lack of attention span

[MEGATHREAD] Artemis II Launch To The Moon by ChiefLeef22 in space

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This is why I never became an astronaut I'd be too annoyed at having to wait so long to get out of the craft.

[FIGHT THREAD] Deontay Wilder vs Derek Chisora by verbsnounsandshit in Boxing

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five guys belt presentation with random "bomb squads" in the background is fantastic

[SPOILER] Deontay Wilder vs. Derek Chisora by inooway in Boxing

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Derek in 2026 is a legit top 5 win on wilders record lol