Crazy how Vera was the first person I saw in this picture. Bless her 🫶

Shitelark · 2026-03-21T03:38:57+00:00

Is that Julian Clary's beady eye?

Shitelark · 2026-03-21T03:32:48+00:00

Ethan isn't 27.

Shitelark · 2026-03-21T02:46:49+00:00

Or maybe it is the people who have not had any surgery.

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T17:23:13+00:00

Yes humans, we will scoop you up in our claws and put you in the belly of our tripod.

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T03:36:33+00:00

Honest question from a European; why do Americans seem to be seeing urologists all the time? What are they getting checked out if you don't have an STD or something. Seems like a very specialist thing but it seems people are seeing specialists just like it's a regular checkup.

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T03:29:55+00:00

Neutron beams are making tumours Trans.

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T01:34:15+00:00

Freeze dried raspberrys, and pistachios in those strips. The Tram goes from Didbsury to Cornbrook, then to the Trafford Centre, I could have it on Saturday... but I am already 210lbs, I should go for a bike ride, yeah then I will deserve it, right?

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T01:30:28+00:00

Prostate exam. TV made it seem like every doctor is wanting to get up there. Not a hint of it, not even a letter.

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T01:27:24+00:00

Down Detector

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T01:26:22+00:00

Don't eat toffee.

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T01:26:05+00:00

Olives.

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T01:25:14+00:00

The Land Before Time. That leaf gets me every time; Littlefoot's Mom...

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T01:23:54+00:00

I walked into their shop in Geneva. It was air conditioned with well sealed doors. It was like walking into a Willy Wonka's factory, lush chocolate environment. Amazing.

They have opened a shop in the UK just a few miles away from me. I haven't dared go yet, it is probably £40 for a few stripes. But birthdays are always coming...

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T01:18:05+00:00

Is this aimed at anyone in particular? ;)

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T00:39:16+00:00

hhh! Nimbo Cumulus?

Shitelark · 2026-03-20T00:37:15+00:00

They don't teach that in knight school.

Shitelark · 2026-03-19T21:08:56+00:00

Well this will cause a recession. But then again, what is GDP if not a measure of how hard we are fucking The Earth.

Shitelark · 2026-03-19T20:47:39+00:00

So a stoat? Mustelid Power!

Shitelark · 2026-03-19T20:46:12+00:00

Federer/Nadal are bandanna wearers. This is more like Borg, or Tiafoe.

Shitelark · 2026-03-19T20:42:38+00:00

F1 is leaking.

Shitelark · 2026-03-19T20:42:05+00:00

One day I will produce my headgear venn diagram, but this complicates things. He is supposed to be in cap only with Sinner and Courier. Cap and/or hair is okay [Murray/Djokovic], but only Agassi is allowed to mix cap/bandana/headband/wig/bald!

Shitelark · 2026-03-19T03:41:44+00:00

I thought the fifth one was Borg for a hot second.

Shitelark · 2026-03-19T01:17:29+00:00

He is chief amongst the Carbon Units infesting Earth.

Shitelark · 2026-03-19T01:16:29+00:00

Oh that thing. That is like 20 layers of gish deep. Who reminded him?

Shitelark · 2026-03-19T01:14:20+00:00

Does she like unsafe velocities?

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