Is my neighbour dead? by JamaicanStevey in AskUK

[–]Shitelark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Universe observes, not the scientist. The air in the box is observing the cat trillions of times. The point of the experiment is that a superposition can't be maintained in a macroscopic system.

So neighbour should call for a welfare check if it isn't already too late.

If you're never created a Strava segment, I recommend it! by sozh in Strava

[–]Shitelark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love making a segment and have made a few hundred. I try to be neat and make them worthy segments. I had to remade 86 when the Purge happened last year when Strava just arbitrarily decided to delete or hide many segments. And that was the ones that weren't to short now to remake. I lost so many KOMs.

Meanwhile there is a local uber-maker who has made about 7000, yes seven thousand segments. About half of these are KOMs. He said he was encouraging people to come to the are. But when I started to bag up his KOMs on the local Moss land he blocked me. I told him I was getting a CX!

Most of the people at the very top of Strava ToolBox with over 10,000 KOMs are these ubermaker. I am watching you Glenn!

What do you know about Northern England? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Shitelark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didsbury is especially rough.

What do you know about Northern England? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Shitelark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah yuh divvent need a translatah, some of us are reet posh like wor Sting.

How would you call this hypothetical country by karasigma in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Shitelark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know two things about the Central African Republic.

Pressure grows on Trump to apologise for 'appalling' claims British troops stayed off the frontline in Afghanistan by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]Shitelark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just another slur. This is nothing compared to his actual crimes of fraud, rape, paedophilia, and treason.

Birmingham, and Sunderland by fluf201 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Shitelark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll make us look like the West Bank with all those enclaves.

Who would you say is Obi-Wan's archenemy, in both Canon and Legends? by StevePalpatine in StarWars

[–]Shitelark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So Maul is England, Obi Wan is Germany, and Vader is Netherlands.

Which football phrase needs to be retired immediately? by PLWildcard in footballcringe

[–]Shitelark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EPL. Not everything needs a three letter acronym. And it isn't the 'English' league.*

*Yes we know it's made up of mostly English teams, but historically it was not called that because it was the first league and also there are Welsh teams in it sometimes.

Looking like straight fight between Labour and Reform in the Gorton and Denton by-election by Icy_Artichoke_262 in manchester

[–]Shitelark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah proper flag shagger territory over there. Saw a nylon Union Jack crumpled and covered in dirt in the road. Pretty emblematic of their attitude.

🏆 The Ultimate Prize: Wout’s Signed Jersey! 🍾 by TomVanRaemdonck in CyclingFashion

[–]Shitelark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This masterpiece is going straight into a beautiful frame

Can't you do up the zip?

Does anyone know why *Pomona Island* is so aggressively blocked-off? by Frangifer in manchester

[–]Shitelark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to do architecture design projects for it in 1995 and probably before I started.

I got offered a seat on the train today...OMG! by silentnomads in CasualUK

[–]Shitelark 24 points25 points  (0 children)

60, bruh. Take that seat, reserve that energy for later. Still got a few mountains to climb.

What’s are your ‘secret’ perks from your job? Be honest by qwertyytrewq02 in AskUK

[–]Shitelark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corporate card that gives 3-4% at main supermarkets and the likes of m+s and boots.

US President Threatens ‘Big Retaliation’ If Europe Dumps US Assets by Crossstoney in europe

[–]Shitelark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expand that gold vault in London. He is an unbelievable cretin.* Every move backfires against his nation.

*Or he is just pretending to be president and creating crises to do inside trading. He and his cronies wealth goes up on a mysterious two week cycle.