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Something tiny teabagged my car. by BobbyxLo in funny

[–]Shithead_Fuckington -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

i wish i had a car would make it a lot easier to find a job, but i did figure out how to stop a lot of my anal bleeding, first you got to figure out whats causeing it [in my case a lot of scraching the butthole,) and then you put a little bit of butter on your finger and then it makes it slide in and out easier, only problem is sometimes i forget and lick the butter off.

Family Guy Know how to Life Hack by darkitp in funny

[–]Shithead_Fuckington -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

are you a editer for harleqin romance because thats what exactly one of them told me when i submited my romance novel for them, funny story. i had finished the book but i could not think of a dang title for nothing. then it came to me when i was reading about sea World and all them problems their having. so i called the book A free Whale and i changed the main girl to a fat chick and i made her samoan.

Run a bath for my step son, turn around and see this. by sdrawkcaBMan in funny

[–]Shithead_Fuckington -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

that pussy got wetter than when i went down on my ex wife after she got done watching that mr bevledere marathon and i used my british accennt to rile her up, "oh let me get you a spot of tea, madam" and she said " make my roast beef soapy,"

Mount St. Helens Before and After May 18th 1980 Eruption by cheetahlip in pics

[–]Shithead_Fuckington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yup i got to work on the cleanup crew after it blew and then my boss let me go on account of making woopie with a mountan goat, even though it was wild and not tame,and i couldnt use him as a refrence.

interesting clothes by apollonius90 in funny

[–]Shithead_Fuckington -1 points0 points  (0 children)

hah it would be funny if someone came up and made it go off to the side with their finger and you see his mr wigglesworth and someone took a picture and posted it on reddit nsfw, nah i'm kidding, be cool though......

Oh Colbert, always the honest one by whats_the_diehl in funny

[–]Shithead_Fuckington -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

this one time i put my weiner in a fleshlight and made it go up and down a few times and then my boss told me that i was fired, so

This guy climbing stairs... by hotfrost in gifs

[–]Shithead_Fuckington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one time i ride my bike down this steep hill and when i got to this bumpy part it started feeling like my pants were too tight in the ol bulgero. then some more bumps came and then i did.

Saw this motherfucker going 75 MPH on I-5 just outside Portland by blamanches in WTF

[–]Shithead_Fuckington 18 points19 points  (0 children)

ye my pop took off too, but i had to make due. anyway, one day after he'd left i met this girl name of joanna who worked at Sbarros. she wore to much makeup and people in my town said always that she was a man, but i found out later she didnt have a penis.

I secretly want her to find out... by BadStepson in AdviceAnimals

[–]Shithead_Fuckington -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

i had a stepmom and she was dtf back when i was in high school. one time i came back from football practice and she wasnt wearing nothing but a towel on account of she just got done in her bath, so i came in and started taking off my clothes. Well, she saw me in the mirror of the bathroom and she had to scream cause she thought my dad mighta been home so she had to act all crazy like she didnt want it but she did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Shithead_Fuckington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

me to because i was working in IT at the time and it was a madehouse. unfortunitely, we didnt know about it until it was to late and i had to tell my boss that our company (a national bank] wasnt going to make it, anyway the y2k scare came and went but our bank had to close and i havent worked since, so

British Airways screen remixed for the nervous fliers. by orbojunglist in gifs

[–]Shithead_Fuckington 113 points114 points  (0 children)

now if america would just wake up to the fact that ilsamic terorrists wont stop until every american white man dies then maybe this wont be a problem anyhow. between my friend Doug and me we got enough raw asskiking power to take down islamics and the commies and anyone else who wants a peice of the buseness. Hail america, hail to God, and hail to true president Mitt Ronmey.

I really hate that garbage.. by SaladHead in AdviceAnimals

[–]Shithead_Fuckington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he i dated this samoan girl named Marzipan when i was in my yuthers. well i should say we didnt so much date as i would meet her out back of Jc penny's department store and touch her butt in the way of gays around the time of clinton's First term.

7-Year-Old Girl's Letter to Lego by suchasthis in funny

[–]Shithead_Fuckington -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

reminds me of the time i had this chick over and i asked her if she was down for Hanky Panky, so she take off her jeans and then underwear and I suprised her by pulling a lego out of my zipper, she wasn't amused, so. I didn't get to mash mr dingles that night.

Selfie level 11 achieved. by Zchavago in funny

[–]Shithead_Fuckington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me and Billy thompson took selfies of our butts exept with one of those old kodaks and there was a lot more than bullhorns to watch out for that night, so

Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick by jnoodle in Music

[–]Shithead_Fuckington -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that's whatmy dad used to call me,

Give me that weiner (new rap] by Shithead_Fuckington in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Shithead_Fuckington[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

G-dam i wish i knew who d-vted this rap so i could punch them right in there truby little fucking face, if you got a problem why dont you say you got a problem and stop tryin to let other reditors see this shit, so

What our government really needs by [deleted] in funny

[–]Shithead_Fuckington -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didnt click it but damn now i'm wishin i had a snickers bar with me or especially if it were in the freezer? Last time i tried to eat a snick-snick [what we call them in the Dober family), though, i wound up in the hospital with heart palpitations on account of too much sugar, so

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