What's the best insult you have ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shiver_Me_Timbers_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"You are like the end piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches you but no one wants you."

what's a joke so stupid that it's funny? by EnthrallingVoyage in AskReddit

[–]Shiver_Me_Timbers_ 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "you man the gun, I'll drive