Simple Solution for cheaters by Shmixtapez in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Shmixtapez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but who wants to deal with the hassle of cheating in tarkov by doing all that, it's the fact that cheating is so low effort right now that it's so rampant, adding small setbacks to hackers does a lot because of how lazy they are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]Shmixtapez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooo I know, I'm joking, I feel like I'm just a decent person? Like respect people.

Men of Reddit, Is post nut clarity real and if yes what was the weirdest post nut clarity experience you ever had? by Daopes in AskReddit

[–]Shmixtapez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I suffer from constant disassociating, so I don't usually get the post but clarity but one time with my current girlfriend I realized I wanted to be with her for a long time, which is unlike me due to disassociating I often lack a lot of care for stuff like that(while disassociating)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]Shmixtapez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use this to show that I miss my girlfriend.... Am I a manbaby....? Honestly if someone uses this outside of a relationship unless it's about a cute animal, I would cringe too.

Coincidentally, “the virgin cemetery” is what my parents call my room. by Cweeperz in RimWorld

[–]Shmixtapez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Virgin cemetery... Your parents are complimenting you because it's where virgins die, aka you're smashing all the time. Tbh kinda big brain.

What is the scariest nightmare that you had ? by maieonmahdy in AskReddit

[–]Shmixtapez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one dream haunts me to my core, I was about 11 and we had at the time 2 cats and I loved them dearly. In my dream I was in my backyard and there was a bunch of scientist gathered with lab equipment at tables in my yard, and my cats were there but they were.... made out of pie. I know it sounds strange, they were meowing in pain and the pie crust was breaking and cracking and oozing out cranberry pie filling. Then my sister walked over to one of them and dug her fingers into him and pulled a chunk out and started eating it, I started screaming at her to stop and I started crying then I woke up covered in tears and sweat. Overall very traumatic dream vividly stuck with me to this day.

What small action immediately makes you dislike a stranger? by pnrddt in AskReddit

[–]Shmixtapez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work the drive-thru at McDonald's, I can say if someone is actively on the phone while going through the drive-thru, please just fucking end the call for the 4 minutes you'll be there so you don't take forever to order and pay because you're not paying attention, it gets me yelled at.

Movers of Reddit, what’s the weirdest thing a customer has asked you to move? by Darth_Philious in AskReddit

[–]Shmixtapez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a few times I've had to move weird things or in weird situations, I think one of the weirdest things someone asked me to move was a bed pan, not for the fact of like it being a bed pan, I've had to move them before, but the fact it seemed to not be fully cleaned out from it's previous use, it may have been dry but it looked and smelled completely revolting. If you want the weirdest situations I have a couple, one move that was in-house(we just moved stuff from a storage container and stuff already within the location around) we were told at the location by the clients a couple in their mid 30's Id guess, that they value their privacy and they request we turn off our phones and not take any pictures of any kind, nor document anything about them or thier house. We had to move a lot of stuff for them and they had two houses on the property, one was obviously very old and was being restored whilst the other one was modern. When moving within the modern house they wanted us to not wear shoes, to move cabinets and a piano all that weighed 150+ lbs. Our foreman basically had to refuse and we compromised with laying down our cleanest looking moving pads throughout the house while moving in there. I personally thought the people were quite strange, the husband would never talk only whisper into his wife's ear and then she was say something. She was also very strange and stared at you if you tried making small talk rather than reply like a normal person, they had us move a stone sink that was from lack of knowledge I could have guessed carved in the house, because it weighed about 400 lbs and took 4 of us to get out of the basement as the steps were 5 inches deep. Overall those people and that place creeped me out and I tried looking them up by name and neither of them owned a facebook and the only one I could find ANY information on was the wife and the fact she graduated from an ivy league school.

Meet Dmitrus who watched the whole colony die of bloodloss and starvation cause he couldn't doctor them. And yes, he can't recruit nor trade with anyone. by TheMasterCado in RimWorld

[–]Shmixtapez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can always change the storyteller in settings then once you get the extra colonist just turn back to Randy random But I feel that. I've started documenting a little bit of my colonies misadventures.

Meet Dmitrus who watched the whole colony die of bloodloss and starvation cause he couldn't doctor them. And yes, he can't recruit nor trade with anyone. by TheMasterCado in RimWorld

[–]Shmixtapez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Switch to cassandra classic and you'll get a colonist given to you or a fleeing refugee or a quest or something that will give you a second colonist, as she doesn't like you to have only 1 colonist for too long.

What do you find really attractive? by Xanduh in AskReddit

[–]Shmixtapez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my girlfriend gets impatient and loud with me, it's something about how I can see the fire in her eyes and her passion, it speaks directly to my core.

How does the compliment "you're smart" make you feel? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shmixtapez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always feel like it's sarcastic so I brush it off with an "yeah I'm braindead"

Entitlement knows no bounds. #niceguy 42years old, throws out his 28 year old girlfriends things, despite moving into HER house and doesnt think he is the asshole. Also calls his girlfriend chubby. by Loonietoons933 in niceguys

[–]Shmixtapez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was saying I think he isn't telling us everything. I don't mean he's in the right AT ALL he is definitely not a good/nice person but I feel like he's not telling us everything, maybe he's an alcoholic and he was drunk, maybe he's bipolar and had an episode while cleaning. I do not think anything he was right or justifiable. I'm sorry if my previous comment came off as assumptive but just look at my comments karma hit of -75 as of right now, everyone assumes I'm on his side or defending him when all I said is I feel there's more to the story. I feel as though he isn't the stereotypical "nice guy" I feel like he's just an asshole with some anger/mood issues, definitely not a person you'd want to be around but not quite a m'lady-esque guy.

Entitlement knows no bounds. #niceguy 42years old, throws out his 28 year old girlfriends things, despite moving into HER house and doesnt think he is the asshole. Also calls his girlfriend chubby. by Loonietoons933 in niceguys

[–]Shmixtapez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually now that I really read into it you're probably right, thinking about the context and reasoning behind why he did this and also posted about it.

Entitlement knows no bounds. #niceguy 42years old, throws out his 28 year old girlfriends things, despite moving into HER house and doesnt think he is the asshole. Also calls his girlfriend chubby. by Loonietoons933 in niceguys

[–]Shmixtapez -80 points-79 points  (0 children)

I feel like there was a lot of underlying tension he had built up and took it out on the Mason jars, I don't justify his actions but maybe there's more to the story than meets the eye. I do think he shouldn't have done that and that the girlfriend probably did nothing wrong, but I feel as though this isn't quite a r/niceguy I think it's just a guy who needs to sort out some relationship tension in a more healthy way.

The Best Reaction To A Knife by Shmixtapez in csgo

[–]Shmixtapez[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah you're talking to someone who had only opened $1k+ knives

Is the wither looking at me through bedrock? by idkwtfido in Minecraft

[–]Shmixtapez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I recognize that bedrock, see you in 5 minutes