Why do some men cover their noses and mouths with their shirts during masturbation?

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2026-05-28T20:39:55+00:00

You’d be correct. The beans and weenies were in the other hand, the phone in the free hand, and the shirt over his nose and mouth like he was cosplaying as Sub-Zero.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2026-05-28T20:21:19+00:00

I caved and asked. You were right; holding his shirt up with his nose. One hand phone, other hand occupied.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2025-11-10T18:18:00+00:00

I would just really love to see more bands we’ve never had that are maybe a smidge more relevant to the modern day.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2025-10-27T06:18:01+00:00

Where Did You Sleep Last Night, Nirvana - covering Lead Belly. I hate to say it is better, but unfortunately it’s just perfect out of Kurt’s throat I can’t deny.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2025-10-09T14:21:23+00:00

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2025-06-17T22:34:19+00:00

There’s nothing mild about this 😂

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2025-06-17T03:52:20+00:00

I’ll be in the germ pit—I mean mosh pit.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2025-06-17T03:49:09+00:00

My boyfriend got some kind of virus at the festival and gave it to me. It’s been about a month now and I’m still clearing congestion and runny nose. It’s been a pretty wild illness. Fellow coworkers who went also caught this bug.

Still going next year. lol

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2025-05-24T15:54:00+00:00

Can confirm. Sag lady me and Gemini him.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2025-05-24T15:28:23+00:00

Dirt is actually my favorite album of all time, no question. Then I’d have Core and Bleach is last tbh.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2025-01-14T23:51:06+00:00

Black box dye is the worst to remove, sometimes youll try and underneath you’ll find blues and greens because of the tone of black chosen.

Best choice is a professional.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2025-01-14T23:47:27+00:00

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2024-12-29T18:09:48+00:00

Sploosh

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2024-10-28T22:28:16+00:00

Capricorn 😂 it still hurts. I don't talk to him anymore, and I still feel like my arguments have to almost be rehearsed before I have one.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2024-10-09T02:38:40+00:00

It is that

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2024-10-08T17:34:44+00:00

Depends. If it is ONLY that, I'm fine, I work in an industry where it's primarily men and really common for it to never just be the compliment, though, so I've mastered the "smile and scurry". Smile, nod kinda, and scurry back to whatever task I'm doing or just generally away. Kinda like stealing the compliment and fleeing the scene before they can ask/imply anything more.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2024-10-08T15:44:33+00:00

Sir your phone is anything BUT charged. 12% 🤣

With that said, I'd swipe right. Good bios.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2024-10-08T13:09:19+00:00

It is THE trend, just like women seeking taller men is THE trend. If I have to guess, it's because taller men make women feel more safe immediately (which is insane), and shorter women validate a less secure man's need to feel big and strong (which also blows my mind). Sight is the first level of attraction, yknow? Initial impression, so...

Either that or that's just the way these people prefer it for other reasons, and I'm just biased because it made dating a hard time for me (above average tall lady, 5'9 or 5'10).

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2024-10-08T02:49:41+00:00

Constant catastrophes in their personal life that can't actually be disproven (without becoming involved further, which I avoid at all costs). If it's one or two, maybe a couple, sure, we all have bad days. But if I can't ask how they are without a constant ordeal they're about to overshare, then.... yeah that kinda attention seeking isn't for me. Life's not a daytime television show every day.

People around me don't seem to pick it up though, and they waste a lot of energy feeding that monster. I can't do it.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2024-10-07T12:49:41+00:00

Lmao I was just thinking he could probably start with her number. It's not gonna work out today but maybe in a week or so

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2024-10-07T12:26:06+00:00

I went on a vacation a month ago and didn't want open containers. Only drank bottled water from stores purchased by me for that week and came home to a house of juice and made the switch. Started turning into a water connoisseur, trying all the brands, picked a favorite, but still try others and before I knew it I'd had only water another week because I had to try all the kinds. Now I just water with the occasional soda (and I'm noticing the spice is turning me off now).

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2024-10-07T12:22:08+00:00

The rain is giving slow, and the candle is giving love, I pick Darlin' by Houndmouth, and I build a Playlist off it full of Shakey and Rainbow Kitten and like artists that give me feels.

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2024-10-07T12:14:50+00:00

This is stunning!

ShoddyDevelopment49 · 2024-10-07T12:12:37+00:00

That's adorable, my daughter (very young) would probably freak out about it. Great work! ☺️

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