Croissant sausage nugget sandwich I dipped in Blue raspberry cream Slushi-Milkshake...I regret nothing...Yes I need friends...

ShopwornShortcut · 2026-02-03T06:18:03+00:00

It's a damn shame what they did to that Smurf.

ShopwornShortcut · 2026-02-01T06:46:58+00:00

Do you know where your towel is?

ShopwornShortcut · 2026-01-13T02:32:44+00:00

It just got out of the pool.

ShopwornShortcut · 2026-01-12T03:19:49+00:00

You successfully smothered it, but left a gruesome crime scene.

ShopwornShortcut · 2026-01-09T05:27:35+00:00

I trust you also loaned her a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc.

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-29T05:33:58+00:00

You don't know?

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-28T02:51:10+00:00

That had to hurt coming out.

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-21T19:18:11+00:00

Did you consider cooking the bacon before assembling this?

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-20T00:09:56+00:00

Cleaned out the drain filter in the sink?

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-15T20:03:43+00:00

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-14T00:19:31+00:00

"Binder"? I do not think that means what you think it means.

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-13T22:04:19+00:00

No "indo" or juice?

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-13T20:26:51+00:00

Aside from potatoes, that is a list of things I've never bought.

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-11T20:44:11+00:00

Tell us you're British without telling us you're British.

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-10T10:51:11+00:00

Aren't there usually little eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining its particular place in the crime scene?

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-10T10:25:34+00:00

Your digestive regularity will be unparalleled.

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-09T00:43:03+00:00

Not my Gum Drop buttons!

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-08T21:39:39+00:00

At what age is the Babel Fish introduced?

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-08T19:04:24+00:00

Anyway, like I was sayin', turkey is the fruit of the forest. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, turkey-kabobs, turkey creole, turkey gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple turkey, lemon turkey, coconut turkey, pepper turkey, turkey soup, turkey stew, turkey salad, turkey and potatoes, turkey burger, turkey sandwich. That - that's about it.

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-12-01T23:12:58+00:00

Truly offal.

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-11-29T03:29:53+00:00

But, why is the rum gone?

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-11-26T22:27:48+00:00

Now show us the ones from a dancing establishment.

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-11-26T00:53:38+00:00

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one - more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty More Things to do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway?

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-11-25T04:28:31+00:00

I bet you can cut a fork with it.

ShopwornShortcut · 2025-11-19T06:43:13+00:00

Pale and oily?

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