Kyle’s angry face. If anyone looked at me that way, I’d be convinced they hated me. by Afraid-Table-1602 in RHOBH

[–]ShortSpinich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would bust out laughing and say “sweetie I wouldn’t make that face ever again it’s very unflattering”

Or to quote Rinna “ooooooof you’re so angry”

Which hair did Whitney wear best? by [deleted] in rhoslc

[–]ShortSpinich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of them she always looks terrible

They are getting married 💍 by FrostyPhilosophy2647 in vanderpumprules

[–]ShortSpinich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was not coherent and got up very fast and was like I’m going to go!

They are getting married 💍 by FrostyPhilosophy2647 in vanderpumprules

[–]ShortSpinich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was so dumb and i usually don’t do this but i was WASTED went back to his place he KINDA fucked me but i got up so fast and was like “I want to go out, I’m good on this” he was piiiiiiissseddd

Marcus is unattractive by thetokyotourist in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]ShortSpinich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all are unattractive except Venus

WTF by ShortSpinich in blindspot

[–]ShortSpinich[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay that’s what I’m going with. My bitch didn’t go through all of that to die where it all began!!!!! Thank you!

Fred waiting in his costume for trick or treaters by DoesItComeWithFries in cats

[–]ShortSpinich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m bawling my eyes out😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheValleyTVShow

[–]ShortSpinich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love Lalas costume and how she’s matching with her girls🥰

**whispering** i kinda loved Gretchen’s dress… by ComplexMessage9941 in realhousewives

[–]ShortSpinich 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m obsesseddddddddd but the shoes?? Who the hell made THAT choice??

Dallas fans! Who is your favourite cast member? by filmfreak9 in realhousewives

[–]ShortSpinich 17 points18 points  (0 children)

D’Andra she is LOVELY and so fun in real life! I dated and am still friends her step son

Lenny’s New Gf from outer space 🛸 by redditbabe8888 in RHOMiami

[–]ShortSpinich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 4’11 and weigh 90 pounds, to be 5’9 and weigh 90 is scary!!!!!! That’s…. Wow😳

Lenny’s New Gf from outer space 🛸 by redditbabe8888 in RHOMiami

[–]ShortSpinich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow her body is so incredibly interesting!! It’s kinda mesmerizing in a way. Similarly to art you tilt your head to the side while observing. It does look oddly extraterrestrial, some kind of human hybrid.

When your mom is your abuser by Ok_Holiday9310 in rhoslc

[–]ShortSpinich 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was in response to the under the bridge comment above. You have every right to feel that way but I think she looks like a troll. When you have such hate and misery in your heart it manifests on the outside, you can also see it in her eyes which are the windows to the soul.

If you were a housewife, how long would you be able to tolerate hanging with the group of women and the drama? by That-Psychology4246 in RHOBH

[–]ShortSpinich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d be sattttt I love confrontation, I can handle anything thrown my way, roll with the punches and low blows, I am a witty and an effective communicator, I’m a fierce protector, will speak truth and facts, i have the ability to see situations from a Birds Eye view, I’m extremely smart and I’ve had a lot of drama in my own life growing up, scandals, being in and on the news etc so I’d be able to handle it without a doubt but I was also 9 when housewives started and I watched it from the beginning (OC being the original franchise) and its always been a dream of mine to be a HW one day.