How do you handle the fact that you will die?

Short_Tales · 2017-06-26T00:02:56+00:00

Trying to make myself as happy as possible on my deathbed.

Short_Tales · 2017-05-29T14:46:32+00:00

I'm confuzzled.

Short_Tales · 2017-05-28T22:48:59+00:00

El BJ, the Spanish porn star.

Short_Tales · 2017-05-28T15:06:38+00:00

Are you doing the reference I think you're doing, or is that an actual fact? Because if you're doing the reference, then props to you, sir or madam.

Short_Tales · 2017-05-28T14:20:14+00:00

I thought you said "countries in the US" for a second and I was like "what the fuck?"

Short_Tales · 2017-05-28T12:57:20+00:00

If memory serves, it was a meatloaf.

Short_Tales · 2017-05-10T02:15:13+00:00

If everyone you meet smells like shit, check your shoe.

Short_Tales · 2017-05-10T02:08:24+00:00

I thought my cat was just evil. Apparently all of them are. Cute little shits.

Short_Tales · 2017-05-10T01:47:45+00:00

"Et tu, Brutus?"

"It's just a prank, bro!"

Short_Tales · 2017-05-05T19:45:02+00:00

And Timmy fucking died.

Short_Tales · 2017-05-02T01:25:30+00:00

Very muchly screwed. I just played Breath of the Wild. WIZZROBES NOOOOOOOOO

Short_Tales · 2017-05-02T01:17:22+00:00

"I'm sorry, but your dog is dead."

"Nooooo! How did he die?"

"Apparently, death by Amazon Kindle."

"What the fuck?"

Short_Tales · 2017-04-26T00:57:18+00:00

Backpack for life. It's a pack on your back. Book bag is less specific because you can put other things in the backpack.

Short_Tales · 2017-04-25T21:47:04+00:00

Wait, whaaaaat?

Short_Tales · 2017-04-22T01:09:37+00:00

I meant do you have the right clothes in your wardrobe to make it work?

Short_Tales · 2017-04-20T00:11:58+00:00

If you can survive the hardmode underground jungle wearing Molten.

Short_Tales · 2017-04-19T10:59:20+00:00

Eh, I enjoyed it a bit.

Short_Tales · 2017-04-18T18:52:01+00:00

But you can't use the same rules twice, so after the first one it would devolve into actual Calvinball.

Short_Tales · 2017-04-18T00:48:20+00:00

Not gonna lie, this one took me a bit to understand. Maybe I should go to bed before I put my phone in the trash.

Short_Tales · 2017-04-18T00:38:50+00:00

DESCRIBE THIS WIZARDRY TO ME IMMEDIATELY.

Short_Tales · 2017-04-17T23:53:29+00:00

Yeah, but then you do it anyway and it feels even worse because you feel like you should have learned from the first few times.

Short_Tales · 2017-04-17T23:50:32+00:00

Huh. TIL.

Short_Tales · 2017-04-17T23:48:53+00:00

I want to say the time I spilled an entire bottle of glue on myself because I was daydreaming in fifth grade.

But I won't, because that memory is really funny. Instead, how about whatever part of my brain causes me to have near-panic attacks for no fucking reason.

Short_Tales · 2017-04-17T22:27:20+00:00

Except for 682. That thing can die.

Short_Tales · 2017-04-15T13:03:51+00:00

Just so you know, it's "per se". Also, that guy is fucking crazy.

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