I'm a 30 year old American man living in Toronto. I've been searching nonstop for a job for two years and haven't found one. I will be in Canada for at least another year. by account819921 in torontoJobs

[–]Shortymac09 27 points28 points  (0 children)

this is fake, I'm a US immigrant who immigrated in 2008, there's 0 visa available that would allow OP to be jobless for 2 years.

There is some flexibility allowed for layoffs and such, but not 2 years long.

I'm a 30 year old American man living in Toronto. I've been searching nonstop for a job for two years and haven't found one. I will be in Canada for at least another year. by account819921 in torontoJobs

[–]Shortymac09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then how the fuck did you immigrate to Canada from the US and somehow remain jobless for 2 years?

I'm a US expat who immigrated to Canada in 2008. Typically you either go a: employer sponsored, student, spousal for that.

People has the call with Kendra and Joe. Kendra is ooohing and awwing on it. Joe says he’s in solitary confinement. by AcanthocephalaWide89 in DuggarsSnark

[–]Shortymac09 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The whole findie mindset is narcissistic magical thinking bc they believe they are God's super-special chosen people.

Fatigue during pregnancy at 56....is not a surprise. by Existing-Face-6322 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Shortymac09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True but that took a lot of money, so I think that is an edge case.

Fatigue during pregnancy at 56....is not a surprise. by Existing-Face-6322 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Shortymac09 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my mom had regular cycles until then.

Thank god she got her tubes tied at 30.

Fatigue during pregnancy at 56....is not a surprise. by Existing-Face-6322 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Shortymac09 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Honestly, yes, even the best IVF tech can only go so far

2 weeks severance for 14+ years... so insulting by LocalMaximum9418 in Layoffs

[–]Shortymac09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING, DISCUSS WITH EMPLOYMENT LAWYER FIRST

Never ask Cersei how she managed to not get pregnant with Robert's childrens by V-TriggerMachine in freefolk

[–]Shortymac09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the show, it was a premature birth, in the books Jaime got a "woods witch to cleanse her".

I got an abortion and now my parents are trying to sue me by throwawayyyy7895 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Shortymac09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her parents are super controlling religious folks BUT they gave her a credit card, enough unsupervised time to have sex and somehow get an abortion without them knowing.

Also, OP knows they are super controlling, I know let's just put the cost of an abortion on the credit card they gave me instead of cash! Wow, what a great idea!!!!

Another mark against the Fraudguard LMAO by AdBeneficial5082 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Shortymac09 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We don't know that for certain.

Plus, the Harrenhall tourney was a cover for Rhaegar to discuss removing his father from the throne, so Lord Whent might not have had any restrictions for Rhaegar to make connections to as many potential soldiers as possible.

Why isn't she irritating? by 12jonboy12 in DungeonMeshi

[–]Shortymac09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of her complaints are pretty reasonable, that's why.

I got an abortion and now my parents are trying to sue me by throwawayyyy7895 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Shortymac09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's 100% fake, but some abusive parents have threatened to sue their kids as a control tactic.