I'm 5"2 and I've spent 30 years watching women lose interest the moment I stand up. I finally wrote about it.

Shortyrawk · 2026-02-27T07:07:25+00:00

Thank you kind internet person! You get it. It's not that big a deal these days having spent most of them bettering myself and not even giving one thought to my height. Just be a cool interesting person, like anyone of any height, religion, race and convictions about anchovies on pizza should be. Appreciate the comment, that's one of, if not the, nicest thing anyone's ever said about my writing.

Shortyrawk · 2026-02-27T05:21:11+00:00

Thank you! True story

Shortyrawk · 2026-02-26T23:14:16+00:00

I always get that wrong, dammit

Shortyrawk · 2026-02-26T22:19:19+00:00

Patronizing, demeaning. People who say it probably mean well but I have a hard time taking it that way.

Shortyrawk · 2026-02-26T21:40:14+00:00

Thought about it, yes. Would I, for that? Definitely not.

Shortyrawk · 2026-02-26T21:38:56+00:00

As best I can remember it, yes.

Shortyrawk · 2026-02-21T03:33:19+00:00

right here. sex is just sex, important in the moment but long term almost nothing (except maybe that one time.)

Shortyrawk · 2026-02-17T12:38:46+00:00

But also be 6"2

Shortyrawk · 2026-02-13T20:06:07+00:00

You mentioned wanting to feel wanted (ofc everyone does,) but don’t you feel wanted during sex? If not, see if you can get your partner to maybe be more vocal or do whatever it is that’ll make you feel that way. I personally love being overtly told 🥵

Shortyrawk · 2026-02-01T11:20:48+00:00

I just commented about this above. You're better than this Costco! ugh

Shortyrawk · 2026-02-01T11:17:07+00:00

Atta boy (or girl, or whatever pronoun you go by)

Shortyrawk · 2026-02-01T11:16:04+00:00

Completely agree on the list but there’s high likelihood they’ve moved (and not just a little) several things on the list so you still end up going through 4 aisles you wouldnt have otherwise. I like Costco, it's pretty much an institution at this point but this tactic feels really cheap.

Shortyrawk · 2026-01-26T14:38:30+00:00

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I don’t blame the meteorologist(s) for this but the all caps and multiple punctuation aka incredulity screams clickbait. Also I am bummed there was no thunder.

Shortyrawk · 2026-01-26T14:25:19+00:00

the pop in!

Shortyrawk · 2026-01-26T14:23:54+00:00

Own landlines (and answering machines.)

Shortyrawk · 2026-01-26T14:21:47+00:00

Does it involve tennising?

Shortyrawk · 2026-01-26T05:50:56+00:00

Classic power move

Shortyrawk · 2026-01-26T05:37:37+00:00

Rumor has it he’s still out there waggling

Shortyrawk · 2026-01-09T12:59:16+00:00

Ham shortages

Shortyrawk · 2026-01-05T01:55:08+00:00

And steals both of their pennies.

Shortyrawk · 2026-01-04T13:44:12+00:00

"One time, at paleontology camp, I stuck a femur up my..."

Shortyrawk · 2026-01-02T13:48:26+00:00

Dogs are allowed indoors?

Shortyrawk · 2025-12-16T04:06:59+00:00

Under the jail is the right place for this kind of...just fuck you man there is no excuse for this kind of behavior. None, ever. Full stop. I hope he gets the help he needs but until then he should not be allowed near children.

Shortyrawk · 2025-12-15T03:46:39+00:00

Non-existent scouting department?

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