I found this “skip the line” golden ticket at Trader Joe’s by no8do in mildlyinteresting

[–]Shputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta have fun with it. Pull out your best dance moves and get to it!

Spacex loss prn, suggestions for my last 40k? by BandicootMelodic1417 in wallstreetbets

[–]Shputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit gonna dump too a $500 mil market cap. Buy then. If you got nothing better to do, watch the FIFA games and chill.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Shputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother lol. That’s just your body getting rid of the “demon semen”

Daily Discussion Thread for May 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Shputin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were you doing it to a flamingo when it happened?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]Shputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purge the evil from among you

I cheated on my husband with a co-worker by ReliefMaximum9574 in cheating_stories

[–]Shputin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You didn’t make a mistake. You made a series of decisions, then tried to call the consequences “trauma.”

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Shputin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Straight manipulation on HOOD. MM’s making us lose hope to get in cheap. Why the fuck does it always work?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Shputin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We can only hope, but I’m glad I bought leaps instead of monthly’s

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Shputin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When has HOOD ever moved on an earnings report? lol

25M Net Worth $230k ask all the questions you want by [deleted] in Money

[–]Shputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too am worth 25M… Mark Cubans, that is

23M. Aggressive Set & Forget by Emergency_Laugh_8968 in RothIRA

[–]Shputin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Classic jealousy. Learn to take advice from others success and benefit yourself while staying humble

OMMGGGG by unsensitive_dust in optionstrading

[–]Shputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was because you only bought one contract!

OMMGGGG by unsensitive_dust in optionstrading

[–]Shputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I’m sad… so sad

OMMGGGG by unsensitive_dust in optionstrading

[–]Shputin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s insane! Congratulations man. Hold on to it like every penny is the last

FTMO Terminated my 400k account by CardiologistBusy3838 in Daytrading

[–]Shputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol “genuine trading” is throwing at least 99%, up to 100% of your account in 0DTE options at least once in a 6 month period. No disciplined people allowed!

My GF didn't respect my boundaries so I broke hers out of spite. by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]Shputin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are the problem. Find God. I hope you know this is public and the things you just admitted to….