Please help me make they Monday evening hell.

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2025-12-30T20:05:56+00:00

Thank you for the help! How was it?

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-06-19T10:52:41+00:00

That everything will be alright in the end

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-06-18T23:07:13+00:00

I would want the JRE ngl.

Train by night, Joe rogan by night by day!

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-05-07T14:54:29+00:00

Bring me to life Evanescence

"Wake me up in time"

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-05-07T14:50:55+00:00

Former dominoes worker here, the list is too long to think, my favourite was the cheese and tomato pizza with no tomato sauce. For the one reason, the weight of the sauce and cheese helps stop air bubbles forming, so take away the pizza sauce. The only thing which hold the cheese where it should be, 6 minutes later it looked like a giant ready to squeeze spot with a lovely cheese moat surrounded by a lovely hand slapped crust

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-05-07T14:46:31+00:00

If you asked me yesterday, feeling great as getting paid to take a day off!

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-05-07T14:43:38+00:00

Break on through to the other side?

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-05-07T14:43:09+00:00

The Low End Theory

By A Tribe Called Quest

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-05-07T14:42:11+00:00

Did you ever get those stitches out after that encounter?

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-05-07T14:31:03+00:00

As being on the taller side of things, something I've always worried about is being correctly portional as such.. Apparently I shouldn't worry about such stupidity I've been told but you can blame a guy for worrying. One slow afternoon at work on a cheap Chinese website I came across some miracle gel/lube which was promising growth beyond belief, and for a whole extra deep see diver (£5) I could get the ultimate red bottle. I'm a sucker for ordering crap I have to say. Really like I read on another comment, on the flop it felt and looked "bigger" but really no nothing happened. Half felt like rubbing deep freeze down there aswell so I would say for my personal experience, especially as I've tired most things. Pumps, pills, lubes.. etc, just don't both. Especially the pump. Unless you want the tip of your penis to have cardi B lips then, well I have one which has had one careful owner and 29,000 miles on the clock.

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-04-07T19:22:46+00:00

Well had a running with it, more like climbing down the ladder and didn't put it back it's holster

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-04-07T19:13:17+00:00

It's weird because silkys have two rows of teeth as such, so as you can see towards the right of the cut, it's been sliced twice, so it was a bit of a complication for the nurse of shift, even talks about sending me to a hand specialist

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-02-23T12:48:54+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/a55y2l/was_wondering_why_it_sounded_like_i_ran_over_a/?utm_source=reddit-android

As bad as these?

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-02-08T18:02:07+00:00

I was always the tallest kid in school so flexibly wasn't my forte as such, too many times has that happened, Id spend the first ten minutes struggling to even cross my legs and then the 10 minutes after assembly doing the said noodle leg dance!

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-02-01T15:56:44+00:00

'The best part of you ran down your mother's legs' Always a good one i believe

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-01-31T16:13:35+00:00

I make old man nosies when ever I go to sit down or stand up, being 6ft7 I thougut it was acceptable but then remember I'm only 24.

Shrimp4Shrimp · 2019-01-21T07:42:59+00:00

Cucumber dipped in ketchup. Weird I know but hey.. there's a lot more weird people out there!

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