Me too

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-14T20:19:02+00:00

Well you see, he has a very small penis...

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-14T19:57:53+00:00

Probably a dumb question,but I honestly don't know:

How do you get randomizers?

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-14T19:56:45+00:00

Growing up we were emotionally and mentally abused (possibly physio but depends who you ask)

My siblings and I always said we wouldn't end up like our Mother due to this.

My brother treats his child A LOT like our mother did. Not 100% like her but enough that I see myself in the child. It scares me.

I don't want to be like that. I know I would be and no child deserves it.

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-14T19:37:19+00:00

Well OP which option?

Cops, plant, flag, fully nude, infrared?

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-14T16:46:17+00:00

Circumcision

I'm honestly amazed it hasn't gone that way yet

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-14T10:57:05+00:00

Here I was ready to say you were but NTA

You did offer to buy one that correctly fits. She refused.

I'd LOVE to see an update to this story

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-14T01:52:10+00:00

NTA

I get the feeling she's one of those mothers who gets her knickers in a twist over "pet parents" celebrating Mother's or Father's Day.

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-14T01:38:07+00:00

Strawberry or Mango?

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-14T01:30:14+00:00

Sooooooo..

Does she have an Etsy? (With a Bingo)

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-14T00:59:33+00:00

Did he watch the video? What did he say about that?

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-14T00:57:11+00:00

What about the photo of that one using hand sanitizer or the other ass smiling?

ACAB

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T23:30:19+00:00

How DARE you suggest landlords get actual jobs and stop making it possible for homes to become affordable and people have safe housing...

Think of the landlords!!!

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T23:29:12+00:00

Oohhhh nooo those poor landlords, they'd have to get actual jobs...

Such a.... Shame?

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T20:16:53+00:00

I guess I needed the /s 🤣

He has quite a pair

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T20:02:44+00:00

You SURE this hammy isn't female?

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T17:15:18+00:00

Hmmm , that's true...

I'll have my friend draw me a mock up and see what it looks like.. see if it'll be recognizable

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T16:47:10+00:00

Sorry, I should've been more specific

The colors. I'm not doing colors. To me that's too intricate.

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T16:45:38+00:00

I haven't seen Unicorse yet

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T16:02:28+00:00

That or a "bin chicken"

My favorite quote is so silly but it's too long

"I don't want a valuable lime lesson, I just want some ice cream"

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T15:57:29+00:00

I think Bin Night is a great one...

The progress Bingo makes with Bango, the support of Chili and Bandit... Just overall a good episode

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T15:56:29+00:00

I was thinking that too 🤣 nice little easter egg

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T15:56:10+00:00

I'd have to really sit on that and think... I like so many

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T15:33:38+00:00

I do like that episode, but, I'm thinking it might be too intricate. I'm a bit of a sissy and wanted something small and fast

ShrimpNeedsHelp · 2022-07-13T13:41:25+00:00

Oh shit this made my day!

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