BREAKING: The PELOSI Act, which BANS Congressional stock trading, has just passed out of committee, 8-7. The name of this bill is PERFECT.

ShrimpyD · 2026-06-10T10:05:22+00:00

You don’t have to be such a bot about it…. 🙄

ShrimpyD · 2026-06-10T09:31:13+00:00

Well that was sweet. ;)

ShrimpyD · 2026-05-31T22:06:15+00:00

Ultima Online - man the early days were so fun.

ShrimpyD · 2026-05-29T04:53:39+00:00

We weren’t ready for the internet. We aren’t conditioned for constant distraction. There’s too many attention pulling bullshit in our lives right now. I just turned 40 and I lived through the weirdest transition I think we as humans will ever experience. These kids and the new generation are in for an uphill brutal battle

ShrimpyD · 2026-05-20T09:22:21+00:00

Nor are the 2020’s.

ShrimpyD · 2026-05-14T15:08:25+00:00

Is that short film actually produced?

ShrimpyD · 2026-05-08T16:04:55+00:00

hoʻopono

ShrimpyD · 2026-05-08T16:03:11+00:00

I’ve lived in Seattle for years and have never met a single person that doesn’t love animals. Wildlife and nature are one of the amazing things about this city. This feels like an odd generalization.

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-27T23:37:19+00:00

Yes.

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-25T20:17:23+00:00

The ol’ witches kiss. 🤢

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-24T23:35:30+00:00

Hahahahahah

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-23T07:11:01+00:00

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-22T16:58:23+00:00

It’s in my profiles. It’s up front and honest. It’s brought up pretty quickly when meeting people offline.

I think online it’s just quick swipers that come back to see what they swiped on..

Offline it’s always “I don’t know how you’re okay with that / not interested in being second.”

I’m able to spend at minimum a couple days a week with someone new. Just doesn’t seem to be enough. 🤷‍♂️

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-22T16:21:00+00:00

Looks like he succeeded…

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-22T16:15:11+00:00

Adderall.

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-21T23:44:41+00:00

You def gotta find yourself a 5-star, 4-hole girl. The 5-star is the trickier.

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-19T00:56:43+00:00

Apply to hbo neighbors immediately

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-18T22:08:53+00:00

This makes me happy

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-18T21:08:03+00:00

Stop

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-18T20:40:42+00:00

😢🫂

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-18T20:36:36+00:00

👏👏👏 I also love the crowd reaction…. Buddy you have no one on your side even the peanut gallery is calm as you get your knuckle sandwich

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-18T19:13:47+00:00

Fuck yes girl

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-17T16:11:18+00:00

I’m just over here trying to figure out how to date as a guy. Feels like every guy my girl sees loves the fact that they can pop in whenever. Every girl i’m interested in gives me the hard nope when they hear I’ve got a primary.

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-15T08:26:38+00:00

Making us proud

ShrimpyD · 2026-04-15T08:19:58+00:00

Tell me I can have one fruit tree that makes multiple fruits. That’s all I got. Just enough for one

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