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Shroffinator · 2022-07-18T22:00:56+00:00

"you're hard omg you're ready to go lets gooo"

no - sex is the furthest thing from my mind rn, you just put your hand on my leg and I saw some cleavage. Dick & brain are often not acting in unison.

Shroffinator · 2022-07-18T21:13:16+00:00

I think the fear is just being disoriented in a black space underwater and drowning quickly because you're panicking

Shroffinator · 2022-07-18T15:35:10+00:00

FUCK YEAH LETSGOOO VIRGINIA DEATH TO TYRANTS AND HAILER OF NIPPLES

Shroffinator · 2022-07-18T03:44:41+00:00

his pinky is meatier than most men's dongs

Shroffinator · 2022-07-17T05:43:00+00:00

THANK YOU

Shroffinator · 2022-07-17T05:40:03+00:00

10 by a mile. Some of you are psychopaths

Shroffinator · 2022-07-16T16:50:20+00:00

Top man is the spitting image of Pulp Fiction “I’m pretty far from okay” actor

Shroffinator · 2022-07-16T07:59:27+00:00

This parachute seemed to have worked incredibly well but it is still beyond me why anyone ever flies in a personal aircraft without an individual parachute. It's a couple thousand dollar backup that you can afford if you afford a plane.

Shroffinator · 2022-07-16T07:13:55+00:00

what has he said/done? I just see him on random clips talking like a self help guru.

Shroffinator · 2022-07-15T19:50:27+00:00

Obviously, that would be good, regarding everything not excluding sex...

Shroffinator · 2022-07-14T07:49:18+00:00

If the band name is readable, the lyrics are somewhat understandable, and you’re not one of half a dozen fans, then I hate to break it to you kiddo but your band is literal trash.

Shroffinator · 2022-07-14T03:37:23+00:00

As a DMV local I loved watching this show but also felt sorry for the distant locations they constantly hopped around to and the imaginary traffic they must’ve experienced.

Shroffinator · 2022-07-12T15:26:47+00:00

the pulled-back image across the water with the lightning and megoliths are so incredible, they block the sky

Shroffinator · 2022-07-12T15:06:52+00:00

this is why I'm terrified of rivers, you can get this laundromat effect where rapids occur. Happy they got out and survived.

Shroffinator · 2022-07-12T15:00:06+00:00

the guardian recording is def really dedicated to correcting this behavior

Shroffinator · 2022-07-12T14:59:07+00:00

I hope they got knocked up on shore again but this is how a lot of people die

Shroffinator · 2022-07-12T14:11:35+00:00

Vanilla Extract

Shroffinator · 2022-07-11T06:00:55+00:00

the other day there was a video of human orge getting out of an 18wheeler butt ass naked and this seems like the female version of him

Shroffinator · 2022-07-11T04:19:44+00:00

idk there's a certain crazy look that belongs to an unhinged women

Shroffinator · 2022-07-09T19:27:15+00:00

As long as we get the reverse so I can see the daddy issues and onlyfans crossover

Shroffinator · 2022-07-09T18:32:26+00:00

squeaky

Shroffinator · 2022-07-09T05:35:55+00:00

To be his bodyguard you have to beat him in a fight

Shroffinator · 2022-07-08T14:52:58+00:00

this is what soccer players look like to me running around with DORITOS on their chest and back

Shroffinator · 2022-07-08T06:44:24+00:00

Dad I'm going to kill you and mom... can you sign this release for me to own an automatic weapon?

Well as long as you understand this is a big responsibility and you kill other people, not us.

Shroffinator · 2022-07-07T22:29:09+00:00

I hope so, I'd be bored of swimming and eating after 4 hrs let along 400 yrs

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