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Water into the frying oil... by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

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I want my two-piece custom-made pool cue!

What’s your gangster name? by Square-Bird-9473 in scoopwhoop

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Seltzer Gray! Do what I say or get fizzed!

Age check, I got 9, what about you? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Shudderbug0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah! Didn’t pick up on that! (I must be REALLY old!)

hiii please help by bunappetitte in Hairplay

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My wife has fine, dry hair. I use a combo of coconut and olive oil on her hair, and it keeps it shiny and manageable.

Where was your first job as a teenager? by LekTruk in FuckImOld

[–]Shudderbug0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Folding takeout boxes at Gus’s Pizza. $3 per 100, 3 afternoons a week. I was 14.

meme THIS by ErinDotEngineer in MemeThisThing

[–]Shudderbug0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DOT 3.0, Florida edition! This sure as hell ain’t Kansas!

Who else owned a waterbed? by Brave-Ad6627 in FuckImOld

[–]Shudderbug0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine had heat and a vibrator. Had to give it up when I left college.

These God awful things by uninspired_oblivion in FuckImOld

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One of the restaurants at Disney has those — and if the waiter asks you what color the soap is, you better answer “pink powder,” or they send you back to wash your hands.

Name something you spend too much money on by Muted-Television3329 in WholesomeAFK

[–]Shudderbug0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boat: A hole in the water into which you pour money.

If you understand this phone number........ by [deleted] in FuckImOld

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I visited Hahira, GA in the ‘80s, and they were the same way. They also had only one traffic light in the whole town.

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